how do they do it

[milesdyson]

i've won 61% of the time with three of a kind this month.

standard?

if i have trips, there is almost a 100% chance that the worst two cards will come on the turn and river. or this will happen.

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls.

Flop: (10 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, MP folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (8 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, SB calls.

River: (16 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 18 BB

Results in white below:
SB has Ks Ts (flush, ace high).
Hero has Jh Jc (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: SB wins 18 BB.

[milesdyson]

ty turn

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls.

Flop: (7 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, Hero calls.

River: (12.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 14.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Button has 7s 7d (three of a kind, sevens).
Hero has 4c 4h (three of a kind, fours).
Outcome: Button wins 14.50 BB. </font>

[milesdyson]

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[milesdyson]

so my vpip is like 0/0 after 500 hands at this table because my first card is a 2 or 3 100% of the time, so i decide to raise it up.

nice flop tyvm

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB folds, Hero folds.

Final Pot: 3.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
No showdown. SB wins 3.50 BB. </font>

[DrOlson]

you run well.

[milesdyson]

dr. olson, are you really a doctor?

i have a sick rash in my groin. i've been using clotrimazole cream, but i don't know if it's getting any better. cool thing that right when i quit my job i get a rash that needs medical attention. it actually makes perfect sense because quitting my job also means that i no longer have health insurance.

preflop: quit job, laugh.
flop: have lots of fun, think it's sick.
turn: lose health insurance.
river: get nasty rash (maybe aids i dunno).

i think some nasty bitch gave it to me when she domed me up. god it wasn't worth it at all.

[milesdyson]

another standard hand. hahaha this is so amazingly retarded. why can't i just flop maybe a pair or maybe a gutshot? maybe a flush draw, i dunno?

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is UTG with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB folds, Hero calls.

Turn: (4 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero folds.

Final Pot: 5 BB

oh that's right, because when i do flop top pair, they always fold anyway.

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (4.33 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB folds.

Final Pot: 2.66 BB

[DrOlson]

heh, no, sorry man. hope luck turns around for ya.

[milesdyson]

MY W$WSF IS 39 over 12k hands this month. this is ridiculous, right?

[yourface]

bbv?

srsly hands seem all good miles tough breaks.

actually 1 thing, why'd you check the turn behind with A4? seems bad to me.