beat: swallowed diamond ?

[DigitalDeuce]

square and the size of an eraser..I think it was some crack rock!

[TheFaucet]

For the next few days you should be shtting into plastic bags and be looking through it with chopsticks in case the diamond comes out. My dad had to do that when my brother swallowed a quarter years back, true story.

[ebepse]

I will puke and if nothing I will call doctor

pics if successful

[Skoob]

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I will puke and if nothing I will call doctor

pics if successful

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You are very wise, my friend.

[pofigistka]

call frankie-four fingers, one of the boys will be happy to disembowel you, just hope the pigs finish the job quickly

[edfurlong]

Try fishing it out with a stick with gum on the end.

[lucktard]

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Is biting the thing really the best way to help you figure out if it's a diamond or not? You either end up with


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Proabably wanted to see if it was made of chocolate, LDO

[Johnny Drama]

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For the next few days you should be shtting into plastic bags and be looking through it with chopsticks in case the diamond comes out. My dad had to do that when my brother swallowed a quarter years back, true story.

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you should investigate the possibility that your father is very cheap.

POOP IT OUT FTW!

[Keyser.]

wow man, go the hospital now. My wife once put a diamond from her ring in her mouth and swallowed it b/c she's retarded and the doctor said that it will most likely cause severe internal bleeding.

[bigt2k4]

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for some reason I put it in my mouth before I got in. soapy water trickled down my lip and I spit to get it off, but I almost spit out. I quick sucked in and swallowed.



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Why can't I get a girlfriend like you?