beat: swallowed diamond ? - Page 2

bonds · #11 03-25-2007, 09:21 PM

Thanks for the idea. I have a bunch of cubic zirconia handy and want a few good laughs.

ebepse · #12 03-25-2007, 09:21 PM

fwiw it was square and about the size of a pencil's eraser

DaExMan · #13 03-25-2007, 09:24 PM

so how often do u put stuff in your mouth that has been on the floor?
and you don't no what it is

DopamineRelease · #14 03-25-2007, 09:24 PM

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lolz doctor before it cuts up your insides

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They will do an X ray to see if it is lined up to come out the right way

Sk00l4m3nts · #15 03-25-2007, 09:25 PM

you should have ground it up and sprinkled it on your dinner.

ebepse · #16 03-25-2007, 09:27 PM

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so how often do u put stuff in your mouth that has been on the floor?
and you don't no what it is

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after it fell out of my sweaty gym sock I washed it...

and doctor fo real?
can't I just try to puke first? I'm not bulimic but when I'm sick I do the finger thing to throw up and feel better. it seems like it is worth a try.

Curtrosity · #17 03-25-2007, 09:35 PM

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I'm not bulimic

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thanks for clarifying, i was really worried.

this is one of the funniest posts i've read in a while.

Grey · #18 03-25-2007, 09:36 PM

Have fun playing with your [censored] for a fake diamond.

Skoob · #19 03-25-2007, 09:38 PM

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so how often do u put stuff in your mouth that has been on the floor?
and you don't no what it is

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after it fell out of my sweaty gym sock I washed it...

and doctor fo real?
can't I just try to puke first? I'm not bulimic but when I'm sick I do the finger thing to throw up and feel better. it seems like it is worth a try.

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Def go for the puke. gogogogogogogogo

MotorBoatingSOB · #20 03-25-2007, 09:40 PM

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yeah, it sounds weird. I forget, but the thought process might have been something like this:
"oo shower. but I still have this thing? I'll quick bite it to see if it scratches. nope, well it is in my mouth might as well leave it in there. also, wouldn't it be pretty balla to shower with diamonds in your mouth?"

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Is biting the thing really the best way to help you figure out if it's a diamond or not? You either end up with

A) shattered glass in your mouth
B) broken teeth & no idea whether it's a diamond

Maybe hit it with a hammer or something?