Dog Humping You?

Mr. 3173 · #1 02-09-2007, 10:21 PM

Is it weird to let your dog hump you?

My puppy (girl) loves to hump my arm. Should I let her?

traz · #2 02-09-2007, 10:23 PM

hump it back

young Nut · #3 02-09-2007, 10:23 PM

No. Don't let her keep doing it. I have a mastiff that started doing it at about 1 year old, and now he kinda has a problem. You really don't want a 100lb+ dog trying to hump your leg.

Also, they do it to establish dominance or possession, so just don't let the puppy do it.

amplify · #4 02-09-2007, 10:24 PM

only if you finish her off

Wires · #5 02-09-2007, 10:27 PM

5 minutes and this post is not yet locked.

Quick. Who wants to set the over/under? 12 minutes?

wet work · #6 02-09-2007, 10:27 PM

I like how you stipulated that the dog was a girl presumably to avoid people assuming you may be gay as well as a freak. Let her hump away, you know you like it.

Austiger · #7 02-09-2007, 10:30 PM

Does she at least have the courtesy to give you a reach-around?

doubLe a tom · #8 02-09-2007, 10:30 PM

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I like how you stipulated that the dog was a girl presumably to avoid people assuming you may be gay as well as a freak.

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I lol'ed at this as well.

Full-Metall · #9 02-09-2007, 10:34 PM

Kick her in the balls.

Lazy Meatball · #10 02-09-2007, 10:36 PM

Getting humped by dogs is an occupational hazard for me. I try to discourage it whenever possible.

IMO, their is no harm in letting the cat hump you though.