how to exploit the coming apocalypse?

[eastbay]

Sandwich board sign makers?



eastbay

[Shoe]

Buy a really comfortable coffin now. The price of these are going to skyrocket!

[pig4bill]

The first thing some of you should research is climate change.

As for investing in companies that will help stop global warming, until somebody invents a way to stop sunspots, nobody is going to slow down global warming.

[cbloom]

Oh, also short anything in the Maldives. Those guys are [censored].

[scott1]

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Oh, also short anything in the Maldives. Those guys are [censored].

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and long the Dutch. Experts at keeping water out.

[r3vbr]

1)Go bullish on everything
2)collect dividends
3)with dividend money, start buying guns and canned food
4)build basement bunker

win-win situation.. if apocalypse doesnt come, then you made bullish calls and got capital gains, if it does, then money is useless, and most valuable assets become a shotgun, a water purifier and SPAM.

See also:
portable generator, rechargable flashlight, radio, antibiotics, compass, pocketknife, gold bullion

[smartalecc5]

KI nuke pills too?

[Eder]

Invest in ozone atmospheric replenishment technologies...err wait...that was the 90's...

[fraac]

Long cockroaches.

[bigboy5540]

all, if the end of the world were to come who cares about investments.