Would you rather......

[Tweety]

Which of the following would you rather do if you had to:

1. Get a soothing, deep tissue massage from a flamboyantly gay who you know is attracted to you. The room is candlelit and there is soothing, spa music playing..... OR..... get bit on the thigh by a pit bull. The experience is painful and disturbing, and wound requires stitches, but there is no risk of rabies or any sort of permanent damage.

2. Adhere to a vegan diet for a year (no meat or fish)... OR.... go without any alcohol for a year.

3. Have to play a game as QB behind a division 3 college offensive line (you have to run plays, can't just take a knee or spike the ball) against a fired up NFL defense trying their hardest..... OR..... have your current probability of getting cancer at some point in your life increased by 33%.

4. Go a whole year without any soft of sexual contact with a partner (jerking off is ok)... OR.... give up sports viewing and analysis for an entire year. No internet reading, no viewing, no attending games, no talking sports or emailing friends about it at all for a year.

5. Spend a full year in the gen pop of a super tough, maximum security federal prison, have the person you love most in life die 5 years earlier than they normally would have. They will never know you made this decision.

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How is any of this related to politics?

[Tweety]

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How is any of this related to politics?

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My mistake- I thought I was in OOT.

Apologies. Can I get the thread moved?

[Copernicus]

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[ianlippert]

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[iron81]

Sorry, I can't move threads to OOT. You can repost it there, but at your own risk.