So... you are on top of this girl

[Hold'em 07]

Avoid this situation by taking her to your place.

[Stuey]

Tell her "I expected a girl when you said you phoned a friend to come join us. He can stay but I'm not kissing him!"

[PokerAmateur4]

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Pull out, bust on boyfriend, run away yelling about how you have aids and he'll be too busy trying to wash it off to chase you.


[/ QUOTE ]Accepting apprentices?
-Respectfully,
PA

[cking]

Blow your load, lets not make this whole thing an entire waste now.

[SNOWBALL]

Punch her in the face to enhance your orgasm. This should sufficiently confuse the dude enough for you to split. If that fails, you have a good advantage in the fight, since he's probably never fought an assnaked man before.

[IronFly]

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you have a good advantage in the fight, since he's probably never fought an assnaked man before.

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But you have experience fighting while assnaked? Is this like a lefty pitcher situation?