Alien invasion: who posts first on 2+2

[Wilpro]

Hey,
Was just thinking about when big news stories happens, there is usually a thread somewhere in 2+2. Now i thought, just how fast does everyone respond to the news in each different forum. Obviously some forums are read alot, and some forums have tonnes of new threads hourly, but lots of it is junk by degenerates.

Now i am wondering, if aliens were to invade Earth, and say kill several thousand people on landing, which forum on 2+2 would be the first to mention this, either as a new thread, or as a single post in a thread somewhere.