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Old 11-30-2007, 07:40 PM
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Hi Conspire
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Old 11-30-2007, 08:17 PM
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How has life been treating you today my broher?


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Old 11-30-2007, 08:18 PM
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Hi Conspire

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How has life been treating you today my broher?


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[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I'm going to a play tonight which is pretty much gay.
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Old 11-30-2007, 08:22 PM
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In sixth grade I saw the wizard of oz in thatrical form. Pretty boring, but the wicked witch of the east was hot and I got her autograph. Variance, thought she was hot but I was not yet psychologically fit to masterbate?


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Old 11-30-2007, 08:48 PM
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Got to the second hole at my Country Club this morning (birdie first hole, par second) and it started dumping. Still walked 9, albeit with an umbrella and getting soaked. Oh, I'm in So Cal too.

Remember that Jack Handy quote?
"If a child asks you why it rains, tell him something cute like, 'God is crying.' If he asks you why God is crying, tell him something else cute like, 'Probably because of something you did.'"

Oh, and obv none of the above quotes are from the bible.
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Old 11-30-2007, 08:51 PM
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Passa, is it ok for me to love a man?














What if his name is Jose Calderon?
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Old 11-30-2007, 08:54 PM
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you are partially correct my son. please refer to ezekiel 25:17 in the good book
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Old 11-30-2007, 09:22 PM
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you are partially correct my son. please refer to ezekiel 25:17 in the good book

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Partially from the bible = not from the bible.

Thus:

For it shall be that the fondest desire of my heart shall be to be repeatedly cracked in the scrotum with a 5-iron wielded by the golf-ball testing machine Iron Byron, forsooth for eternity. Now thall shalt do unto others as thou wouldst have them do unto you.

And from the Illustrated Bible, Iron Byron itself (himself?)
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