Feb [censored] all things related to poker thread.

[Bob Loblaw]

Just like the old saying goes.. teach a fish how to play; eat for a night. Tell a fish that he already knows how to play; eat for a lifetime.... Or something like that.

[LearnedfromTV]

can this month get any worse?

$109 plo8 final table, pays 5. Notice stack sizes.

PokerStars Game #8442098755: Tournament #42679605, $100+$9 Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2007/02/14 - 17:44:01 (ET)
Table '42679605 5' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: UN4GIVABLE (11619 in chips)
Seat 2: egg1981 (1003 in chips)
Seat 3: adanali (5772 in chips)
Seat 4: bkamm1 (2828 in chips)
Seat 7: infectedtoe (20761 in chips)
Seat 8: henrik777 (19579 in chips)
Seat 9: Entropy xx (5938 in chips)
henrik777: posts small blind 300
Entropy xx: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Entropy xx [Qd Ad 3s As]
UN4GIVABLE: folds
egg1981: folds
adanali: folds
bkamm1: folds
infectedtoe: folds
henrik777: raises 1200 to 1800
Entropy xx: raises 3600 to 5400
henrik777: raises 3600 to 9000
Entropy xx: calls 538 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Qc 9s 7d]
*** TURN *** [Qc 9s 7d] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 9s 7d 4h] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
henrik777: shows [Qs 4s 5d 2d] (HI: two pair, Queens and Fours)
Entropy xx: shows [Qd Ad 3s As] (HI: a pair of Aces)
henrik777 collected 11876 from pot
No low hand qualified
infectedtoe said, "thats not fair"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11876 | Rake 0
Board [Qc 9s 7d 4h Ks]
Seat 1: UN4GIVABLE folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: egg1981 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: adanali folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bkamm1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: infectedtoe (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: henrik777 (small blind) showed [Qs 4s 5d 2d] and won (11876) with HI: two pair, Queens and Fours
Seat 9: Entropy xx (big blind) showed [Qd Ad 3s As] and lost with HI: a pair of Aces

[THAY3R]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

I just got 3rd in the Stars 50 after having 2x 2nd place with 5 left, thanks to a lovely KK < A6 and a A7s < Q3o.

AND THEN THIS


Full Tilt Poker Game #1798940612: $35,000 Guarantee (12867021), Table 23 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:51:46 ET - 2007/02/14
Seat 1: KAFFEPUNCH (6,470)
Seat 2: SDPOKERSTUD (11,555)
Seat 3: PXFACTOR (7,980)
Seat 4: sportsrecord (3,100)
Seat 5: THAY3R (6,550)
Seat 6: GimmeDa1time (3,480)
Seat 7: TheHebrewHammer (15,055)
Seat 8: Chas (15,665)
Seat 9: aquanaut (4,100)
SDPOKERSTUD posts the small blind of 100
PXFACTOR posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to THAY3R [Ah Ad]
sportsrecord folds
THAY3R raises to 600
GimmeDa1time raises to 3,480, and is all in
TheHebrewHammer folds
Chas folds
aquanaut folds
KAFFEPUNCH folds
SDPOKERSTUD raises to 11,555, and is all in
PXFACTOR folds
THAY3R calls 5,950, and is all in
SDPOKERSTUD shows [Jd Jc]
THAY3R shows [Ah Ad]
GimmeDa1time shows [Qd Qs]
THAY3R: HOLD
Uncalled bet of 5,005 returned to SDPOKERSTUD
*** FLOP *** [5c 9d Qc]
TheHebrewHammer: wowwwwww
*** TURN *** [5c 9d Qc] [4c]
TheHebrewHammer: rejkbrejktgbkrjgreg
*** RIVER *** [5c 9d Qc 4c] [7c]
SDPOKERSTUD shows a flush, Queen high
THAY3R shows a pair of Aces
SDPOKERSTUD wins the side pot (6,140) with a flush, Queen high
GimmeDa1time shows three of a kind, Queens
THAY3R: AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
SDPOKERSTUD wins the main pot (10,640) with a flush, Queen high
TheHebrewHammer: shtty man gg
THAY3R: AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZ
GimmeDa1time stands up
THAY3R stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 16,780 Main pot 10,640. Side pot 6,140. | Rake 0
Board: [5c 9d Qc 4c 7c]
Seat 1: KAFFEPUNCH (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: SDPOKERSTUD (small blind) showed [Jd Jc] and won (16,780) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 3: PXFACTOR (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: sportsrecord didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: THAY3R showed [Ah Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: GimmeDa1time showed [Qd Qs] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 7: TheHebrewHammer didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Chas didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: aquanaut didn't bet (folded)

[Clayton]

am i the only one that secretly roots for people who yell HOLD to lose, even people i consider friends?

dunno.

hi thayer!

[THAY3R]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[cking]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
cking,

that transcript reflects worse on you than on the other guy.

[/ QUOTE ]

agreed.

when a fish tells you you played bad, just laugh and be reassured that you probably did something right. dont take 15 minutes to try to justify why you were correct. why should you care whether someone that sucks at poker thinks youre good? its just educating the fish for the sake of your ego.

[/ QUOTE ]

It's not ego, it's annoying. I never berrate anyone elses play (unless you count that limp QQ comment), but the guy had been berrating the whole table the entire night and I had enough. The pleasure of busting him in 38th when 36 pay made up for it though and normally I do say nothing but the guy made personal attacks and i defended myself while in my opinion staying mature and staying focused on the play and not the personal attacks

[cameronw01]

Ewwwwww.

Hand #39709980-217 at Wed815pmA-003 (No Limit tournament Hold'em)
Started at 14/Feb/07 23:07:38

SydanAA is at seat 0 with 11465.
brickyard23 is at seat 1 with 32435.
mudcat553 is at seat 2 with 10970.
nashson is at seat 3 with 3400.
patsyb345 is at seat 4 with 11565.
cash-n-black is at seat 5 with 4300.
bradblah is at seat 6 with 33390.
ramparts is at seat 7 with 27090.
PITA71898 is at seat 8 with 13135.
kpimp24 is at seat 9 with 13545.
The button is at seat 7.

SydanAA posts ante (125).
brickyard23 posts ante (125).
mudcat553 posts ante (125).
nashson posts ante (125).
patsyb345 posts ante (125).
cash-n-black posts ante (125).
bradblah posts ante (125).
ramparts posts ante (125).
PITA71898 posts ante (125).
kpimp24 posts ante (125).
PITA71898 posts the small blind of 600.
kpimp24 posts the big blind of 1200.

SydanAA: -- --
brickyard23: -- --
mudcat553: -- --
nashson: -- --
patsyb345: -- --
cash-n-black: -- --
bradblah: -- --
ramparts: As Ah
PITA71898: -- --
kpimp24: -- --

Pre-flop:

SydanAA folds. brickyard23 folds. mudcat553 raises
to 5450. nashson folds. patsyb345 folds.
cash-n-black goes all-in for 4175. bradblah folds.
ramparts goes all-in for 26965. PITA71898 folds.
kpimp24 folds. mudcat553 goes all-in for 10845.
ramparts is returned 16120 (uncalled).

Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

mudcat553 shows Ac Kh.
cash-n-black shows Ad Jh.
ramparts shows As Ah.


Flop (board: 6h 7h 3s):

(no action in this round)


Turn (board: 6h 7h 3s Kc):

(no action in this round)


River (board: 6h 7h 3s Kc Kd):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

mudcat553 has Ac Kh 7h Kc Kd: three kings.
cash-n-black has Ad Jh 7h Kc Kd: a pair of kings.
ramparts has As Ah 7h Kc Kd: two pair, aces and kings.


Hand #39709980-217 Summary:

No rake is taken for this hand.
mudcat553 wins the main pot 15575 with three kings.
mudcat553 wins the side pot 13340 with three kings.
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[THAY3R]

February [censored] sucks.

Look at the nerve of this guy :

ImNotSoGood: you think you're so amazing when the cards go your way
ImNotSoGood: wait till you hit a half a year bad run
ImNotSoGood: see how good you are
THAY3R: im just on a life heater
THAY3R: what can i say
ImNotSoGood: you're just like shaundeeb
THAY3R: ahahahahah

[THAY3R]

OMG HOW BAD IS THIS CALL

PokerStars Game #8449797700: Tournament #43046089, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (2000/4000) - 2007/02/15 - 04:17:45 (ET)
Table '43046089 11' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: THAY3R (144433 in chips)
Seat 3: NoCashGames (29984 in chips)
Seat 4: HabeusCorpse (95583 in chips)
THAY3R: posts the ante 200
NoCashGames: posts the ante 200
HabeusCorpse: posts the ante 200
NoCashGames: posts small blind 2000
HabeusCorpse: posts big blind 4000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to THAY3R [Jd Tc]
THAY3R: raises 6789 to 10789
NoCashGames: folds
HabeusCorpse: raises 9211 to 20000
THAY3R: raises 68888 to 88888
HabeusCorpse: calls 68888
*** FLOP *** [6d 2d 7c]
HabeusCorpse: checks
THAY3R said, "you got your wish NCG"
THAY3R: bets 8000
HabeusCorpse: calls 6495 and is all-in
THAY3R said, "WOWOWOWOWO"
*** TURN *** [6d 2d 7c] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [6d 2d 7c 6h] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HabeusCorpse: shows [Ah Qs] (three of a kind, Sixes)
THAY3R: shows [Jd Tc] (three of a kind, Sixes - lower kicker)
HabeusCorpse collected 193366 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 193366 | Rake 0
Board [6d 2d 7c 6h 6c]
Seat 2: THAY3R (button) showed [Jd Tc] and lost with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 3: NoCashGames (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: HabeusCorpse (big blind) showed [Ah Qs] and won (193366) with three of a kind, Sixes

[tubasteve]

just got 8th in the FTP $69+6 5k gtd 6 max deepstack tourney

so gay