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Old 01-07-2007, 03:49 AM
gamblore99 gamblore99 is offline
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Went to a party tonight. I was realy tired and not being very social. With only about 5 minutes of weak conversation, I was making out with Melissa (this should indicate she is very slutty). She was about a 6. We made out for about 5 hours. Beat, I came home alone. Variance, on the bus back, she was kind of sleeping on me and the action had really cooled down. To get things started again I woke her up and asked her if she could deep throat. She didn't like that.
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Old 01-07-2007, 03:58 AM
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nice
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Old 01-07-2007, 04:00 AM
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pic?
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Old 01-07-2007, 04:01 AM
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although if shes a 6, maybe not...
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Old 01-07-2007, 04:01 AM
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lolodeepthroatme
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Old 01-07-2007, 04:01 AM
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[ QUOTE ]
To get things started again I woke her up

[/ QUOTE ] Well there's your problem right there. That and the whole bus thing.
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Old 01-07-2007, 04:07 AM
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requin,
the birthday party started at a girls apartment, then we all took a private bus together to a bar in the middle of nowhere to watch her uncle play.
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Old 01-07-2007, 04:08 AM
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you sure she was a six? This sounds like the number system girls use when you ask how many guys they have banged.

Do we need to divide your number in half?
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Old 01-07-2007, 04:10 AM
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okay I found her facebook, a 6 was to generous. No pictures.

edit to add: I didn't see the post above when I made this.
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Old 01-07-2007, 04:14 AM
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now you HAVE to post the pic dude
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