weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex

[Taso]

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Not me but happened to a friend of mine, just about as he is about to slip in his dong in for the first time:

Her: "My uncle used to molest me........"

Him: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh"

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haha, [censored]. That IS messed up.

[The Owl]

Right before having sex doggystyle for the first time, my girlfriend told me she tried it with her ex-boyfriend and they had to call 911 because he experienced heart palpitations.

[jschaud]

"you were much better than your brother"--I had no idea he had banged this chick. She said it within 15 seconds of swallowing. The look on my face had to be priceless.

[ligastar]

"I'm positive this is where the phrase Hurts So Good comes from," shortly after buttsecks.

[XXXNoahXXX]

Before-

"I'll suck your dick if you let me throw up after."

Bulimic ex-girlfriend that had just eaten a big meal and wanted to purge but knew I would try to stop her, so she was bartering. Worked. Head was surprisingly good since she was so motivated to finish quick and puke before she finished digesting.


During-

She picks up phone while I'm railing her. "Hey Hunny. No. Exit 12. yeah. yeah. no i don't need anything. alright. ok. so you just got off 84? ok. see you in 15."

I've stopped banging her at this point and say "See who in 15?"

She says "Carlos".

So her boyfriend was getting their in 15 minutes, and I'm buck naked in her room. This made the rest of the sex pretty hot.


After-

Pick up girl at party and have sex with her. She's basically sober, maybe 1-2 drinks.

"So.....are we in love now?"


WTF. lol. I've had girls ask things like "So will I see you again or are we gonna date, but she jumps straight to love.


Plenty more dirty and strange things, but these stood out.

[oddjob]

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"I'm positive this is where the phrase Hurts So Good comes from," shortly after buttsecks.

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weirdest thing a girl has said, not you've said.

[JackInDaCrak]

"are you almost done, my c**t is getting sore"

classy.

[DukeSucks]

[ QUOTE ]
Not me but happened to a friend of mine, just about as he is about to slip in his dong in for the first time:

Her: "My uncle used to molest me........"

Him: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh"

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I had a girl say that to me right after we finished the first time.

[Taso]

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"I'm positive this is where the phrase Hurts So Good comes from," shortly after buttsecks.

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weirdest thing a girl has said, not you've said.

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hahah. There are some quality posts so far in this thread.

[TomE.]

"Your wife was right...you're no damn good in bed."