Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for November! - Page 70

Burnsabre · #**691** 11-18-2007, 08:26 PM

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thepizzlefosho · #**692** 11-18-2007, 10:10 PM

wtf happened to this thread? I'm going to find some goofy HHs from today and get it back to non disgusting level....

Wolfram · #**693** 11-18-2007, 10:16 PM

Yeah, let's get this thread back on track.

I just sat down at the table and then witnessed this beauty. When is the last time you bet/folded a straight-flush on the river?

Full Tilt Poker, $2/$4 Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Pre-Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG calls, CO folds, Hero calls, SB calls, BB checks

Flop: (4 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, BB bets, UTG folds, Hero calls, SB calls

Turn: (3.5 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, BB bets, Hero folds, SB calls

River: (5.5 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, BB bets, SB raises, BB folds

Results: 7.5 BB Pot (0.25 BB Rake)
SB mucked and WON 7.25 BB (+4.25 BB NET)

thepizzlefosho · #**694** 11-18-2007, 10:17 PM

So BB is an idiot LAG and I decide when I check to him on the turn that I am calling down 100% of the time. The A actually helps me be sure it is a bluff because if he had a pair he'd probably be scared of the A and check behind.

Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, CO folds, Button folds, Hero raises, BB calls.

Flop: (4.00 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, BB calls.

Turn: (3.00 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Hero calls.

River: (5.00 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 7.00 BB

Results:

Hero shows Kd, 8d (ace high).
BB shows 7s, Jd (ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins 6.65 BB.
($3.50 Rake)

after that hand he types in chat "wtf" "call down with Khigh" "lol nh" I told him that he had a tell. So one hand later this happens:

Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP folds, Hero raises, Button calls, SB folds, BB folds.

Flop: (5.60 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.80 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero calls.

River: (6.80 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8.80 BB

Results:
Hero shows Qd, Qc (Full house, kings full of queens).
Button shows 2d, 9d (Full house, kings full of tens).
Outcome: Hero wins 8.45 BB.
($3.50 Rake)

and I tell him he gave off the same tell lol. From then on he pretty much checked behind any time I checked to him on the turn. free cards galore!!!!

thepizzlefosho · #**695** 11-18-2007, 10:19 PM

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Yeah, let's get this thread back on track.

I just sat down at the table and then witnessed this beauty. When is the last time you bet/folded a straight-flush on the river?

Full Tilt Poker, $2/$4 Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Pre-Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG calls, CO folds, Hero calls, SB calls, BB checks

Flop: (4 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, BB bets, UTG folds, Hero calls, SB calls

Turn: (3.5 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, BB bets, Hero folds, SB calls

River: (5.5 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, BB bets, SB raises, BB folds

Results: 7.5 BB Pot (0.25 BB Rake)
SB mucked and WON 7.25 BB (+4.25 BB NET)

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obv b/f'ing because he didn't have the 6c and assumed you did. nh on his part.

Hobbs. · #**696** 11-18-2007, 10:28 PM

any of you guys Alik_69 on FTP? fwiw, you might be the spazziest most retarded 'tag' i've ever seen.

sethypooh21 · #**697** 11-18-2007, 10:36 PM

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vitruvian has literally had 4 sets (one quads in a 4 way PF capped pot) on me today (like 700 hands) all of which I had top pair of better vs.

I have him running 46/64 in 1.5k hands in my db... sick

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that scrappy little prick! He is the worst player that I can't stand to play against in all of pokerstars(well, ofctenpenny is a close second, but i suspect he's much better at poker).

do you think he wins money?

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I really dont know...
He's running 12bb/100 over 1.5k hands in my database... so hes running better than I think ive ever run for a short period of time.

Distorts his image a bit...
His game definitly has some things in the right places.. Not sure if thats enough to overcome his suepr passive preflop style.

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He owns me.

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he's awful.

shane88888 · #**698** 11-18-2007, 10:37 PM

I cost myself $2.25.

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (5 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises, SB calls, 1 fold.

Flop: (5 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Turn: (3.50 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls.

River: (11.50 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero calls $1.75 (All-In).

Final Pot: 17.25 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has Ah Ad (full house, nines full of aces).
Hero has Qc Kc (straight flush, king high).
Outcome: Hero wins 17.25 BB. SB wins 0.12 BB.

sethypooh21 · #**699** 11-18-2007, 10:39 PM

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Variance: Oink's video has inspired me to scream "I LOVE GOOOOOLD"

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I demand royalties for this.

private joker · #**700** 11-18-2007, 10:55 PM

Funny hand from a while ago vs. MitchL. This was deep into a long/hilarious session full of tilt, spew, and hilarity. The point here is to figure out who played this worse. It's close, but I think the edge goes to Mitch.

PokerStars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
CO folds, Button folds, Hero calls, BB raises, Hero calls.

Flop: (4.00 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

Turn: (5.00 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks.

River: (5.00 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks.

Final Pot: 5.00 BB

Results:

Hero shows 4s, Qs (a pair of Tens).
BB mucks Jh, 8c.
Outcome: Hero wins 4.80 BB.
($2.00 Rake)

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