Sorry, I just made a donk post to the wrong forum (NC Thread) - Page 45

Buzz-cp · #**441** 09-19-2007, 02:32 PM

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Dude, search for "flopped 4th set" and top two pair and levelheaded. That'll give you an idead on what's kosher.

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omen?

JavaNut · #**442** 09-19-2007, 03:03 PM

The idead have me scared stiff, you can't stop them, if you kill them they just reraise from the grave, and I hate being reraised.

bozlax · #**443** 09-19-2007, 03:06 PM

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The idead have me scared stiff, you can't stop them, if you kill them they just reraise from the grave, and I hate being reraised.

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That's the undead. The idead are the people that walk around, uncommunicative, with a white wire leading from their ear (where I presume the brain-probe is inserted) to their iPod/iPhone/iBrainControllingMechanism.

RemyXO · #**444** 09-19-2007, 03:16 PM

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The idead have me scared stiff, you can't stop them, if you kill them they just reraise from the grave, and I hate being reraised.

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That's the undead. The idead are the people that walk around, uncommunicative, with a white wire leading from their ear (where I presume the brain-probe is inserted) to their iPod/iPhone/iBrainControllingMechanism and talk to themselves.

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Wetdog · #**445** 09-19-2007, 03:17 PM

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what's a NC title? And how can anyone NOT get the joke? BTW isn't it a joke thread ? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

edit: Oh, I meant "I got a back door flush DRAW on the turn"

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Is that you, Norman?

Buzz-cp · #**446** 09-19-2007, 03:18 PM

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The idead have me scared stiff, you can't stop them, if you kill them they just reraise from the grave, and I hate being reraised.

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That's the undead. The idead are the people that walk around, uncommunicative, with a white wire leading from their ear (where I presume the brain-probe is inserted) to their iPod/iPhone/iBrainControllingMechanism.

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fwiw, NSFW.

jerseys · #**447** 09-19-2007, 07:18 PM

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Is that you, Norman?

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No, it is I. I'm new to this FORAMS. Hai2u!

OziBattler · #**448** 09-19-2007, 07:46 PM

so basically Im getting ass [censored] by stars at 1/2....ISSCKM. FFS...can I run any worse when moving up...oh yeah well I can cappit with close to nuts because they dont have it....oh they so [censored] do. [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]...and a dirty [censored] on the side.

totally [censored] up the ass with a wah wah brush even though over this session my W2SD was 30 and my W@SD was 52.

so basically totally ass pillaged and Im not happy Jan

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero raises, 7 folds, BB calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

Turn: (3.25 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls.

River: (11.25 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls.

Final Pot: 19.25 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has Qh Jh (full house, queens full of jacks).
Hero has Qc Ac (full house, queens full of fives).
Outcome: BB wins 19.25 BB. 

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (10 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, Hero raises, UTG+2 calls, 2 folds, MP3 calls, 1 fold, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls, UTG 3-bets, Hero calls, UTG+2 calls, MP3 calls, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (21 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (7 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets, Hero calls, UTG+2 calls, MP3 calls, Button calls, SB raises, BB folds, UTG 3-bets, Hero calls, UTG+2 folds, MP3 calls, Button folds, SB calls.

Turn: (17.50 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, MP3 calls, SB calls, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps, MP3 calls, SB folds, UTG calls.

River: (31.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG bets, Hero calls, MP3 calls.

Final Pot: 34.50 BB

Results in white below: 
UTG has Ks Kc (three of a kind, kings).
Hero has Th Td (three of a kind, tens).
MP3 has 9s Jd (one pair, nines).
Outcome: UTG wins 34.50 BB. 

Hows that for a read you [censored] moran. YSSCKY.

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
4 folds, CO raises, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets, BB calls, CO calls.

Flop: (9 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB calls, CO calls.

Turn: (6 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, CO folds, Hero 3-bets, BB calls.

River: (12 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 16 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has Tc Kd (straight, king high).
Hero has Ad Th (three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: BB wins 16 BB.

Gib · #**449** 09-19-2007, 07:54 PM

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PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero raises, 7 folds, BB calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

Turn: (3.25 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls.

River: (11.25 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls.

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River is spew!

Also I'm surprised u didn't fastplay the flop in the TT hand.

Sorry to hear bout the bad run [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

OziBattler · #**450** 09-19-2007, 08:00 PM

yeah...he had a Q obv but he was also a moran (like me) LDO. actaully it was also the medium sized pots that totally killed me. sigh.

at least i was spewing on 22inches and not 15. Seriously though....im getting killed and last night I wasnt even spewtastic that bad. I tried and play my way though it but it just wasnt happening. It is fair to say that Im pretty damn tilty right and Im just happy Im totally overolled for 1/2. its gunna take a whole lot of aussie awesomeness to play my way bad into green now. grrr.

basically im down 400 slansky bets since moving up. winar.

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