Handling comments from ignorant buddies/donkeys

[marty_palin]

When his back is turned smash his head into the felt. Alternatively throw your deck of cards at him like Chris Ferguson and slit his throat.

See how funny he thinks that is

[deucethree]

or nail his wife/girlfriend/daughter. That always seems to get to guys.

[Dangeresque]

Shut up, drag pot, smile and nod.

[Ricky_Bobby]

You're pissed now because even though you know he sucks, you're not catching cards enough to win, so it looks like he is right. Once you go on a nice run and tear his ass to shreds you'll be glad you took it in stride earlier. You'll get to humble him while looking like the bigger man.