Brag: First College [censored]

[HugItOut BIITCH]

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Somehow, we both start masturbating (not each other).

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wtf?

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"no, no, don't come in, I'm rubbing one out, go to the bathroom (which is on the floor)."

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WTF?!?

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This needs to be addressed.

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QFT.

I know that personally I would much prefer being caught getting blown by a mediocre sloot than getting caught whacking off.

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The reason I would rather be caught jerking off than getting blown by this girl is because my roommate has incredibly high standards and I would prefer if he did not know that I was getting blown by an ugly girl. He can relate to jerking off more because he is a virgin as a result of his high standards.

As for the masturbating part, I really don't know how that happened. I think it started with something like, I'm really horny, and she suggested I start masturbating, so I did and then I told her she should too.

Then I put my dick in her mouth.