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"How did the baby with no arms or legs cross the freeway?"
"How?" "Take the "f" out of "free" and the "f" out of "way"." ..... |
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What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds ? <font color="white"> There are 20 of them </font> [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Pretty sure this only works if you spell out twentyeight. |
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"How did the baby with no arms or legs cross the freeway?" "How?" "Take the "f" out of "free" and the "f" out of "way"." ..... [/ QUOTE ] uh..... what? |
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You guys hear that Lorena Bobbit died?
Yeah, she was driving down the highway and some dick cut her off. |
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[ QUOTE ] "How did the baby with no arms or legs cross the freeway?" "How?" "Take the "f" out of "free" and the "f" out of "way"." ..... [/ QUOTE ] uh..... what? [/ QUOTE ] There's no F in way? |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] "How did the baby with no arms or legs cross the freeway?" "How?" "Take the "f" out of "free" and the "f" out of "way"." ..... [/ QUOTE ] uh..... what? [/ QUOTE ] There's no F in way? [/ QUOTE ] ldo |
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an old norm macdonald weekend update line that i use as a joke because you can always say you just read about it:
"In Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a man allowed his eight-year-old daughter to take the wheel of his car, and an accident ensued that damaged seven other cars and injured six people. Which once again proves my theory--women can't drive." |
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an old norm macdonald weekend update line that i use as a joke because you can always say you just read about it: "In Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a man allowed his eight-year-old daughter to take the wheel of his car, and an accident ensued that damaged seven other cars and injured six people. Which once again proves my theory--women can't drive." [/ QUOTE ] Norm will always be the best anchor SNL's Weekend Update ever had |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] "How did the baby with no arms or legs cross the freeway?" "How?" "Take the "f" out of "free" and the "f" out of "way"." ..... [/ QUOTE ] uh..... what? [/ QUOTE ] There's no F in way? [/ QUOTE ] ldo [/ QUOTE ] Glad somebody explained that one, cause I didn't get it either. |
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I'm in a bad mood, somebody post more jokes.
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