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Old 08-07-2007, 04:10 PM
nsdjoe nsdjoe is offline
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"How did the baby with no arms or legs cross the freeway?"

"How?"

"Take the "f" out of "free" and the "f" out of "way"."


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Old 08-07-2007, 08:25 PM
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What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds ?




<font color="white"> There are 20 of them </font> [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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Pretty sure this only works if you spell out twentyeight.
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Old 08-07-2007, 09:21 PM
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"How did the baby with no arms or legs cross the freeway?"

"How?"

"Take the "f" out of "free" and the "f" out of "way"."


.....

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uh.....
what?
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Old 08-07-2007, 09:33 PM
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Default Re: Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

You guys hear that Lorena Bobbit died?

Yeah, she was driving down the highway and some dick cut her off.
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Old 08-08-2007, 12:37 AM
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Default Re: Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

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"How did the baby with no arms or legs cross the freeway?"

"How?"

"Take the "f" out of "free" and the "f" out of "way"."


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uh.....
what?

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There's no F in way?
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Old 08-08-2007, 01:23 AM
metsandfinsfan metsandfinsfan is offline
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Default Re: Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

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"How did the baby with no arms or legs cross the freeway?"

"How?"

"Take the "f" out of "free" and the "f" out of "way"."


.....

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uh.....
what?

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There's no F in way?

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ldo
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Old 08-08-2007, 02:54 AM
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Default Re: Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

an old norm macdonald weekend update line that i use as a joke because you can always say you just read about it:

"In Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a man allowed his eight-year-old daughter to take the wheel of his car, and an accident ensued that damaged seven other cars and injured six people. Which once again proves my theory--women can't drive."
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Old 08-08-2007, 07:29 AM
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Default Re: Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

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an old norm macdonald weekend update line that i use as a joke because you can always say you just read about it:

"In Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a man allowed his eight-year-old daughter to take the wheel of his car, and an accident ensued that damaged seven other cars and injured six people. Which once again proves my theory--women can't drive."

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Norm will always be the best anchor SNL's Weekend Update ever had
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Old 08-09-2007, 07:54 AM
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Default Re: Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

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"How did the baby with no arms or legs cross the freeway?"

"How?"

"Take the "f" out of "free" and the "f" out of "way"."


.....

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uh.....
what?

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There's no F in way?

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ldo

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Glad somebody explained that one, cause I didn't get it either.
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:07 PM
BigPoppa BigPoppa is offline
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I'm in a bad mood, somebody post more jokes.
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