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Old 11-25-2006, 06:08 PM
Vex Vex is offline
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Default LAWL DAWNK-A-MINTS

Not a BBV, just amused at the insanity of... the play-big-stack-cagey-postflop-then-mad-push-the-river gambit. Teh new hawtness?

PS Moneymaker Millionaire Freeroll, 13 hands apart:

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t75/t150
9 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: t1385
Hero: t8892
MP1: t10588
MP2: t18417
MP3: t940
CO: t5420
Button: t6355
SB: t5180
BB: t15443

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is UTG+1 with 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t450</font>, 6 folds, BB calls t300 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t675)</font>.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t975, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets t450</font>, Hero calls t450 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t1425)</font>.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t1875, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets t1050</font>, BB calls t1050 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t2925)</font>.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t3975, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB is all-in t13493</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero calls all-in t6942</font>.
Uncalled bets: t6551 returned to BB.

Results:
Final pot: t17859
BB showed 6d As
Hero showed 7d 7s



Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t100/t200
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t5680
UTG+1: t19046
MP1: t13397
Hero: t17809
CO: t11263
Button: t16567
SB: t515
BB: t5195

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is MP2 with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls t200 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t300)</font>, UTG+1 folds, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 raises to t600</font>, Hero calls t600 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t1100)</font>, 4 folds, UTG calls t400 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t1700)</font>.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t2100, 3 players)
UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 bets t600</font>, Hero calls t600 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t2700)</font>, UTG folds.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t3300, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">MP1 bets t1000</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t3000</font>, MP1 calls t2000 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t7300)</font>.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t9300, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">MP1 is all-in t9197</font>, Hero calls t9197 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t18497)</font>.

Results:
Final pot: t27694
MP1 showed Kc 7d
Hero showed Js Jd
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Old 11-25-2006, 06:12 PM
snakekilla88 snakekilla88 is offline
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Default Re: LAWL DAWNK-A-MINTS

its a freeroll
the hands you pasted were stupid
Next time you post something make it a little more interesting.
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Old 11-25-2006, 06:19 PM
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Default Re: LAWL DAWNK-A-MINTS

wait a minute, people play weird when they have $0 invested in the game? WTF?!
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Old 11-25-2006, 06:21 PM
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Default Re: LAWL DAWNK-A-MINTS

Hand 1: Push the flop
Hand 2: Push the flop
Hand 3: Post this on your blog
Hand 4: Put your nipples in a vise
Hand 5: Faster...ITS ALL RIIIIIGHT!!!
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Old 11-25-2006, 06:22 PM
Dan87 Dan87 is offline
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Default Re: LAWL DAWNK-A-MINTS

no, they still play weird when there is piddling sums involved.

I just played a PP 11$ tourney

10-8, flop 9-j-q, turn king and the guy has a-10 and doesnt raise anywhere back at me

2 hands later, pocket jacks, flop k-j-8 turn q river ace, guy bets out 40 chips into 3000 chip pot and has 10-5 ftw

3 hands later i get pocket aces allin preflop against a-j suited, and im out of the tourney

reminds me why i quit playing online for like 3 months, i was actually shocked
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Old 11-25-2006, 06:35 PM
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Default Re: LAWL DAWNK-A-MINTS

[ QUOTE ]
Hand 1: Push the flop
Hand 2: Push the flop
Hand 3: Post this on your blog
Hand 4: Put your nipples in a vise
Hand 5: Faster...ITS ALL RIIIIIGHT!!!

[/ QUOTE ]
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