***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[KurtSF]

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Some clown had like $1250 on the table so I sat with a G more than him.

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[censored] hilarious.

[the_main]

Lol @ prodigy jinxing CDL.

Anyways, I'm thinking of taking my girl, geting a house by the beach in Thailand, and pimping out for 6mos+. Thoughts?

(-1 to the first person who makes the inevitable 'dont take your g/f ldo!" joke.)

[oldschool]

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Lol @ prodigy jinxing CDL.

Anyways, I'm thinking of taking my girl, geting a house by the beach in Thailand, and pimping out for 6mos+. Thoughts?

(-1 to the first person who makes the inevitable 'dont take your g/f ldo!" joke.)

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sounds kinda sick but id rather spend that kinda money on somthing more sick. Off the top of my head......Like a party with several black prostitutes and cocaine and sandwiches.

[TheProdigy]

Don't take your g/f ldo

[illini43]

Quick note for any interested parties:

Republican debate on at 8EST (10 min) on CNN. If you are curious as to who Ron Paul is (only candidate to my knowledge that supports online poker), turn it on for a little while.

[Mr_Donktastic]

CPC Update:

$300+$30 today. 3,000 starting chips. 2nd level, blinds 25/50.

MP limps, SB completes, I raise to 350 w/ TT. SB remarks that I'm squeezing and calls.

Flop 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8x

He checks, I say "I like that flop" and bet 500. He raises to 1250.

I think for a looong time while he is running his mouth about "blah blah blah, you know that means I'm weak, blah blah blah".

I push, he calls w/ 59o.

Rvr 9. GG.

$200+$20 rebuy - I get JJ vs AK AIPF against Rolf Slotboom or w/e his name is. He hits an ace. I decide to go home.

In between the 2 mtts I played uncapped 1/2nl all day, made $800 playing the most passive poker EVER. I mean I just limp everything. I overlimped AA one time. I don't reraise with anything even with like AK/QQ/etc in obvious raise spots. Going back now to play an uncapped 1/2 NL Omaha/Hold Em game.

Soooooo basically I'm break even so far...about -$1000 mtts +1000 cash games.

[1p0kerboy]

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CPC Update:

$300+$30 today. 3,000 starting chips. 2nd level, blinds 25/50.

MP limps, SB completes, I raise to 350 w/ TT. SB remarks that I'm squeezing and calls.

Flop 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8x

He checks, I say "I like that flop" and bet 500. He raises to 1250.

I think for a looong time while he is running his mouth about "blah blah blah, you know that means I'm weak, blah blah blah".

I push, he calls w/ 59o.

Rvr 9. GG.

$200+$20 rebuy - I get JJ vs AK AIPF against Rolf Slotboom or w/e his name is. He hits an ace. I decide to go home.

In between the 2 mtts I played uncapped 1/2nl all day, made $800 playing the most passive poker EVER. I mean I just limp everything. I overlimped AA one time. I don't reraise with anything even with like AK/QQ/etc in obvious raise spots. Going back now to play an uncapped 1/2 NL Omaha/Hold Em game.

Soooooo basically I'm break even so far...about -$1000 mtts +1000 cash games.

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Less donkaments more cash games ftw.

I seriously don't see what the hook is with tournaments when obviously cash games are more +EV for just about any skilled player.

[Kos13]

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Quick note for any interested parties:

Republican debate on at 8EST (10 min) on CNN. If you are curious as to who Ron Paul is (only candidate to my knowledge that supports online poker), turn it on for a little while.

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Ron Paul is a [censored] baller.

[SABR42]

I'm really annoyed by these Christians fundies.

Even those who aren't have to suck up to the pro-Christian crowd. Pretty sad.

[too eazy]

main, go somewhere closer to USA so we can visit.