Phold's secret love child

[esad]

Looks like our favorite ever smiling family man is about to get exposed.

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September 25, 2007. MediaTakeOut.com is hearing whispers that professional golfer Phil Mickelson may have a secret love child out there. According to one of our faithful readers, Phil impregnated an Atlanta-based exotic dancer many years ago.

Word is that Sports Illustrated was on the verge of exposing Mickelson - but some of the magazine's biggest advertisers made them pull the story.

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Please let this story be true, I'd really hate for this to just be a rumor.

[tuq]

This is no secret. Eurotrash had his baby.

[FireStorm]

Clearly, something like this is the pinnacle of reliability. No chance in existing hell this could be the product of irresponsible journalism and basic rumor mill stupidity. Also, the in-depth analysis featured in the cutout in the OP blows my mind. The attention to detail is simply amazing, I need to find more links with accurate, informative breakdowns such as

hearing whispers that professional golfer Phil Mickelson may have a secret love child out there. According to one of our faithful readers, Phil impregnated an Atlanta-based exotic dancer many years ago.

[Troll_Inc]

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This is no secret. Eurotrash had his baby.

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How long ago was this Eurotrash? Did Phil have the manboobs then?

[BigSoonerFan]

Obviously this is a vicious rumor. I know this isn't true based on the fact that Phil is impotent. As a matter of fact, in their desperation to have children, Phil asked me to father them. It was a long, tough decision, but I had to step up and bed Amy.....three times. The truth is out.

[Butcho22]

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Please let this story be true

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[Joe_d72]

Someone who works for titleist told me a few years ago that Phil had a love child with a "dancer" and an article was coming out. I never saw the article but I guess it is all coming out now.

[Eurotrash]

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This is no secret. Eurotrash had his baby.

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How long ago was this Eurotrash? Did Phil have the manboobs then?

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tuq, look at these questions that i have to answer because of you.

[Eurotrash]

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Obviously this is a vicious rumor. I know this isn't true based on the fact that Phil is impotent. As a matter of fact, in their desperation to have children, Phil asked me to father them. It was a long, tough decision, but I had to step up and bed Amy.....three times. The truth is out.

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LOL!!!!!!!!!



<font color="white"> actually, your post was gay. </font>

[RickAstleyFan]

link?