whee

[wiseheart]

I suggest you tap out a credit card to buy airplane
tickets to Sudan. Buy or make explosive belt. Strap
to your waist. Blow up some Janjaweed. Also, make
sure you have a martyr video to send to FOX News. You
could create a whole wave of American suicide bombers
taking out Arab militias.

[edfurlong]

Dude, I don't even change the channel if I can't find the remote. That really isn't going to work for me.