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11-19-2006, 06:18 PM
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Only two years left to win the war in Iraq, here is how.
My solution is both simple and elegant. Reinstitute the draft, yes you heard me right, begin drafting Americans (and anyone leaglly residing in the USA). Draft very selectively, this idea will give new meaning to the Selective Service Commision.
Select only people between the ages of 18 to 35, they must be from well-off families (I'll let others refine the definition of well-off), and they must have Liberal tendencies. If their political tendancies cannot be verified being registered as a Democrat will suffice. To avoid any loopholes with the last point anyone changing their party afilliation away from being a registered Democrat automatically is drafted for an additional six years plus the three I am suggesting. How would this end the war in Iraq? The Democrats now in power would rather sleep on cotton sheets than have their poor little Liberal brethern killed by terrorists. They would authorize and even encourage the President to drop A Bombs on Iraq and Iran. This should bring the other Middle Eastern nations in line and allow them to hunt down and kill any and all terrorists on thier soil. Regrettably we may also be forced to bomb France into oblivion as well but some sacrifices must be made by all for our saftey and peace of mind. Any additional sugggestions? Personally I think this idea has a 99% chance of being successful not to mention the byproduct of raising the percentage of registered Republican voters. It is a win-win situation. Jimbo 
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11-19-2006, 06:23 PM
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Re: Only two years left to win the war in Iraq, here is how.
You realize that if your plan was put into effect that the Dems wouldn't actually authorize Bush to go medieval on Iraq, right? They would vote to cut off funding for operations and the troops would have to come home.
I would like to announce I support your plan. Also, except for authorizing funding the Dems don't need to need to approve Bush's tactics. As commander in chief Bush has all the authority he needs to nuke anyone he wants.
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11-19-2006, 06:35 PM
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Re: Only two years left to win the war in Iraq, here is how.
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As commander in chief Bush has all the authority he needs to nuke anyone he wants. [/ QUOTE ] Would you mind citing the source of that authority?
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11-19-2006, 06:48 PM
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Re: Only two years left to win the war in Iraq, here is how.
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[ QUOTE ] As commander in chief Bush has all the authority he needs to nuke anyone he wants. [/ QUOTE ] Would you mind citing the source of that authority? [/ QUOTE ] He did, it was the Commander in Chief part. How could you miss this? Jimbo
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11-19-2006, 06:51 PM
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Re: Only two years left to win the war in Iraq, here is how.
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My solution is both simple and elegant. Reinstitute the draft, yes you heard me right, begin drafting Americans (and anyone leaglly residing in the USA). Draft very selectively, this idea will give new meaning to the Selective Service Commision. Select only people between the ages of 18 to 35, they must be from well-off families (I'll let others refine the definition of well-off), and they must have Liberal tendencies. If their political tendancies cannot be verified being registered as a Democrat will suffice. To avoid any loopholes with the last point anyone changing their party afilliation away from being a registered Democrat automatically is drafted for an additional six years plus the three I am suggesting. How would this end the war in Iraq? The Democrats now in power would rather sleep on cotton sheets than have their poor little Liberal brethern killed by terrorists. They would authorize and even encourage the President to drop A Bombs on Iraq and Iran. This should bring the other Middle Eastern nations in line and allow them to hunt down and kill any and all terrorists on thier soil. Regrettably we may also be forced to bomb France into oblivion as well but some sacrifices must be made by all for our saftey and peace of mind. Any additional sugggestions? Personally I think this idea has a 99% chance of being successful not to mention the byproduct of raising the percentage of registered Republican voters. It is a win-win situation. Jimbo [/ QUOTE ] I don't think this is a very good idea.
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11-19-2006, 07:12 PM
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Re: Only two years left to win the war in Iraq, here is how.
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I don't think this is a very good idea. [/ QUOTE ] Fair enough, what if I offered some additional fringe benefits? All the unemployed online poker pros would have immediate and fruitful employment. They would no longer be a drain on our society, it might even allow us to eliminate welfare programs entirely leaving more mony in the budget for production of weapons of mass destruction. How can anyone not like more WMD's? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Jimbo
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11-19-2006, 07:34 PM
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Re: Only two years left to win the war in Iraq, here is how.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] As commander in chief Bush has all the authority he needs to nuke anyone he wants. [/ QUOTE ] Would you mind citing the source of that authority? [/ QUOTE ] He did, it was the Commander in Chief part. How could you miss this? Jimbo [/ QUOTE ] The source of the authority of the Commander in Chief is the Commander in Chief?
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11-19-2006, 07:35 PM
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Re: Only two years left to win the war in Iraq, here is how.
Jimbo,
Simple but eloquent. I like it. [censored]
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11-19-2006, 07:40 PM
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Re: Only two years left to win the war in Iraq, here is how.
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The source of the authority of the Commander in Chief is the Commander in Chief? [/ QUOTE ] Right, I knew you'd get it. Remember the little briefcase that goes everywhere with the Prez? Jimbo
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