Advice please - Working girls under the table

[Dog Boy]

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-do you ban booze to keep the game under control and limit the number of restroom breaks? this would also keep the entertainment efficient in their jobs, which is a factor since we'll probably need to have them use rubbers.


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UTF...and give the girls some altoids! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[Rainbow Warrior]

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You and a bunch of guys will be sitting around a table playing poker with your dicks out.

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Yea, but don't you see...this time it won't be just the guys!!!

[PokerWriter]

I knew poker was entertaining, but i'd imagine for the guys at this tournament will find it particularly interesting... I'm not a fan of this idea, however, if you're going to do it, the bounty is a perfect idea -- the bounty should increase as the game goes on too... after X elimination the bounty increases 50 bucks or more until the last one... just a thought

[GobiLux]

pokertube & porntube are finally properly merged!

[inyourface]

I clicked on home poker for hte first time in ages and thought - this cant possibly be what the title is saying

WAHAHAHAHAHA

first one out goes under the table!

You win the internet sir!

[Bulletproof Monk]

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First one out has to go under the table.

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so awesome

[Freaky J]

i found your table

[Lottery Larry]

This brings up an important logistical problem- you can barely get one person under the table (and almost no way to disguise body orientation)... and you are planning on the plural?

[ShannonRyu]

this rules out fat chicks I guess [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[21times20]

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we plan to instead utilize a long table cloth that will end at our laps, very tangibly separating the poker playing surface from the other playing service. Theoretically...high five over the young lady's back and enjoy the rest of your evening.

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i was totally ready to believe in this thread until i read this paragraph, i am seriously disappointed that the OP didn't have the discipline to keep up the charade for more than one post, in retrospect though i guess it seems obvious when you consider the dad/bounty angle