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Old 10-08-2006, 03:31 PM
His Boy Elroy His Boy Elroy is offline
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Default Re: Poker jokes

Here's a poker joke:




lololololloloolololloololololololol

now where are the kitties?
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Old 10-08-2006, 04:10 PM
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Did you hear the one about the poker player who got ran over by a car on the freeway? Yeah, he saw a dollar laying on the side of the road.

-J
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Old 10-08-2006, 04:32 PM
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whats the diff b/w a church sanctuary and a poker table?


when you pray at the poker table you actually mean it.
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Old 10-08-2006, 04:52 PM
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Here's a poker joke:




lololololloloolololloololololololol

now where are the kitties?

[/ QUOTE ]

This is the only good one so far.
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Old 10-08-2006, 07:22 PM
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THIS IS WHY I SHOULD BE A MOD GODAMNIT

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WHY ISN'T YVESAINT A MOD?

BECAUSE I TOUCH MYSELF AT NIGHT
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Old 10-08-2006, 07:56 PM
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why is grimstarr a wanker?

because he cheated at a coinflip
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Old 10-08-2006, 08:33 PM
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what's the difference between a church and a poker table?

when people pray at a poker table, they really mean it
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Old 10-08-2006, 10:32 PM
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what's the difference between a church and a poker table?

when people pray at a poker table, they really mean it

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deja vu
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Old 10-08-2006, 10:53 PM
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what's the difference between a temple and a poker table?

when people pray at a poker table, they really mean it
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Old 10-08-2006, 11:11 PM
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Why do I check BBV every day?

Because Greenfield is a loser.

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FYP
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