JESUS CHRIST WHAT A TOILET!

[T-God]

I can't go when someone's watching me, so a toilet with eyes basically means an exploded bladder for t-god.

[Vigorish]

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I thought this was going to be a thread about New Jersey.

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I was waiting to see someone bitching about AC, too.

Vig

[keikiwai]

[Spleen]

Expected to see $1/2 LHE 20 Max post

[SmackinYaUp]

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I can't go when someone's watching me, so a toilet with eyes basically means an exploded bladder for t-god.

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What if we design the toilet to soothingly encourage you, enthusiastically cheer you on, and praise your little thingy until you tinkle? Would this help?

[tomdemaine]

Ding dong yo ninja bump? tut tut tut

[rokstedy]

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i just had an AWESOME idea.... i MEAN AWESOME I HAVE A PATENT PENDING ON IT (IN MY DREAMS)

the idea is.... A ROBOT TOILET. It would look like a regular toilet but more robotic and futuristic (like maybe have eyes and a voice andstuff and flashing lights), but with a touch of a button, the robot toilet comes walking to your position from WHEREVER IT is in the house to HWEWVER you are! then it prepares for a dump by settling itself down or can go into piss mode where it follows your stream so you never spill. it could even play music to you while you piss and would double as a sink to wash your hands with maybe a towel or a blowdryer. it would maybe have a big smily face staring at your penis and could compliment you on how you look or your penis.

what are your thoughts?


BRAG: hey guys i flopped a royal flush and some guy had quads and i won $80k maybe!!!

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JANE!!! GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING!!!!

[Seraphim]

hahaha this idea is awesome, what a genious!

[Mr.JR]

Like this:

[goldtoes]

my desk