Best SNL skit of all time

[Skipbidder]

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Also, the mention of "The Question is Moot" reminded me of another highlight from that episode, Jesse jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham," which was brilliant.


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[nath]

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Probably not a real popular one, but:

I remember an episode where Elle MacPherson was hosting (1997 I believe), where Tim Meadows was in a skit as a jazz musician doing a recording in a studio, and MacPherson was one of the producers.

Every time they would do a 'take', Meadows would start out playing the cut normally, and doing his own improv by occasionally saying things like, "groovy" or "all right!"

But about 30 seconds into each track, he would start to get a little nutty and say things like, "Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke!"

So every time he would go overboard, they'd have to redo the take, and overall I thought it was a pretty briliant sketch. Anyone seen it?

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Yeah this is pretty funny. He throws in a "Where's the Beef?" and a "He who smelt it dealt it!" as well. Of course, the resulting album is Pac-Man Fever.

OK... my favorites that haven't been mentioned:

Commercial: Bad Idea Jeans ("Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?")
Grayson-Moorhead Securities ("If my wife calls while I'm in shagging my secretary, tell her I'm at a board meeting. That way I'll be able to continue shagging my secretary without my wife knowing about it.")

Canteen Boy is a great sketch because it's so creepy and disturbing. Other great insane sketches I'm fond of include "Wake up and Smile" (Today Show-type show teleprompter breaks) and "Jimmy Tango's Fat Busters" (Jim Carrey infomercial peddling crystal meth).

I love Neil Diamond, Robert Goulet (obv.), et al.
Any votes for the old "Sincere Guy Stu" sketch with Joe Montana ("I'm going upstairs to masturbate")?

It's hard for me to say which of the old sketches I love the best because I either a)haven't seen them or b)have seen them so often they don't have the same impact they used to.

Also, Norm MacDonald was the best Weekend Update anchor ever.

[HtotheNootch]

For the younger folks here's the Chase Pryor Transcript:

Racist Word Association Interview

Interviewer.....Chevy Chase
Mr. Wilson.....Richard Pryor

Interviewer: Alright, Mr. Wilson, you've done just fine on the Rorshact.. your papers are in good order.. your file's fine.. no difficulties with your motor skills.. And I think you're probably ready for this job. We've got one more psychological test we always do here. It's just a Word Association. I'll throw you out a few words - anything that comes to your mind, just throw back at me, okay? It's kind of an arbitrary thing. Like, if I say "dog", you'd say..?

Mr. Wilson: "Tree".

Interviewer: "Tree". [ nods head, prepares the test papers ] "Dog".

Mr. Wilson: "Tree".

Interviewer: "Fast".

Mr. Wilson: "Slow".

Interviewer: "Rain".

Mr. Wilson: "Snow".

Interviewer: "White".

Mr. Wilson: "Black".

Interviewer: "Bean".

Mr. Wilson: "Pod".

Interviewer: [ casually ] "Negro".

Mr. Wilson: "Whitey".

Interviewer: "Tarbaby".

Mr. Wilson: [ silent, sure he didn't hear what he thinks he heard ] What'd you say?

Interviewer: [ repeating ] "Tarbaby".

Mr. Wilson: "Ofay".

Interviewer: "Colored".

Mr. Wilson: "Redneck".

Interviewer: "Junglebunny".

Mr. Wilson: [ starting to get angry ] "Peckerwood!"

Interviewer: "Burrhead".

Mr. Wilson: [ defensive ] "Cracker!"

Interviewer: [ aggressive ] "Spearchucker".

Mr. Wilson: "White trash!"

Interviewer: "Jungle Bunny!"

Mr. Wilson: [ upset ] "Honky!"

Interviewer: "Spade!

Mr. Wilson: [ really upset ] "Honky Honky!"

Interviewer: [ relentless ] "[censored]!"

Mr. Wilson: [ immediate ] "Dead honky!" [ face starts to flinch ]

Interviewer: [ quickly wraps the interview up ] Okay, Mr. Wilson, I think you're qualified for this job. How about a starting salary of $5,000?

Mr. Wilson: Your momma!

Interviewer: [ fumbling ] Uh.. $7,500 a year?

Mr. Wilson: Your grandmomma!

Interviewer: [ desperate ] $15,000, Mr. Wilson. You'll be the highest paid janitor in America. Just, don't.. don't hurt me, please..

Mr. Wilson: Okay.

Interviewer: [ relieved ] Okay.

Mr. Wilson: You want me to start now?

Interviewer: Oh, no, no.. that's alright. I'll clean all this up. Take a couple of weeks off, you look tired.

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[UATrewqaz]

Someone mentioned the "Angry Boss" skit, here it is

Angry Boss - SNL

"I AM THIS CLOSE TO RAPING YOU!"

[MandM_WSU]

Joe Montana skit when you hear the actor’s thoughts. Phil Hartman is trying to get it on with Jan Hooks (sp). Joe Montana plays Stu:

Stu: Hey, it's fine with me if you stay in the living room. It won't bother me at all.

Stu's Thoughts: It's fine with me if she stays in the living room. It doesn't bother me at all.

Dan: Thanks a lot, Stu.

Dan's Thoughts: Yeah, thanks a lot, jerk!

Leslie: You know, you are so sweet.

Leslie's Thoughts: Boy, is this guy lame!

Dan: Well, listen, Stu, I think Leslie and I are gonna stay up a while and talk, so I guess we'll.. uh.. see you tomorrow.

Stu: Great! See you tomorrow!

Stu's Thoughts: Great! I'll see them tomorrow!

[ Stu heads upstairs ]

Leslie: Uh.. listen, we'll talk quietly, so as not to disturb you, okay?

Stu: Oh, you won't disturb me. I'll be in my room masturbating.

Stu's Thoughts: They won't disturb me. I'll be masturbating.

[thebigyak]

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Chevy Chase and Richard Pryor doing word association.

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Here is the video of this: linky

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