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Old 09-28-2007, 12:35 PM
DrewDevil DrewDevil is offline
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"A plant that works for a different law firm."
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:42 PM
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including screening interviews and individual callback interviews, I have done approx. 100 interviews with law firms in the past month.

Nobody has asked anything like this at all. They never do. It's a joke.


Literally every single interview has been exactly the same with the exception of 1 person asking about my writing sample and a few people talking about sports. the rest say "i noticed x on your resume", "why firm x", "why practice group x", and then asked if i have questions for them.

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Maybe it's a local thing, because my friends (here in Georgia) keep telling me they've been asked this question.

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I get the feeling they may be chuckling behind your back ....
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:44 PM
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tell them you'd be a tobacco plant. profitable to those that control it, but deadly to everyone else.
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:46 PM
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yeah, about your friends, they're just [censored] with you.


i did this occasionally during oci. i'd come out of an interview and see the next person waiting and say "hey, what is your favorite piece of classical music and why?"

"huh? i don't know why?"


"well you got 30 seconds to come up with something, cause he's gonna ask it."


then you wait for the look of terror, then laugh and tell them you're just joking.
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:47 PM
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Use it as an opening to cite Silverthorne Lumber Co.
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:53 PM
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I would be a marijuana plant, because I enjoy smoking marijuana and if I were a marijuana plant I wouldn't have to buy it from anybody, I could just pinch off a bud and smoke myself.

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Masochistic cannibal. Weird.
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:11 PM
KilgoreTrout KilgoreTrout is offline
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Animal: dung beetle. I push that [censored] right back up the hill.

Plant: Terry Schaivo.
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:40 PM
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"I would probably be grass, because if I got this job, everyone would walk all over me."
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:44 PM
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"Pathos, the ubiquitous office plant, because I plan on staying at the office 24/7."
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Old 09-28-2007, 02:00 PM
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Cactus is the obv correct response because you are so self-sufficient. And spiky.

I'll bet >50% reply lion to the aminal question.
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