BBV4L: When did u give up?

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Post moments when you realized you+society=not standard.

I have many, and I'll start with a few:

-At a banquet dinner, in response to a question, I grabbed the wrist of the guy on my right and said "I'll tell u this much, this guy can stay in my room" while fake gnawing on his wrist.

-During a conversation with a Managing Director from Goldman Sachs, I had racing thoughts of smacking him in the face and running out of the room.

-During my summer IB internship, I told a Managing Director to not be a (slang for birth canal).

Any good stories?