***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[mikeymer]

man i crushed stars the past 2 nights. now if i didnt spend 3k in donkament fees during the same period itd be cooler.

[iponnet]

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any1 wanna bet me that i can make 1k post on 2+2 withing 24h

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Probably.


How much action you looking for?

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dunno like 500

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I will give you your money back if you dont do this,,,, I can just imagine all the dumb one word post that are gona be all over the place.........































































jk I will never give you your money back donk

[Hklm8383]

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any1 wanna bet me that i can make 1k post on 2+2 withing 24h

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Probably.


How much action you looking for?

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dunno like 500

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I will give you your money back if you dont do this,,,, I can just imagine all the dumb one word post that are gona be all over the place.........































































jk I will never give you your money back donk

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im going to kill you irldasfdasfdasfasdfsfsdfasdfdasfsafasfasf























<3

[Mr_Donktastic]

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Less donkaments more cash games ftw.

I seriously don't see what the hook is with tournaments when obviously cash games are more +EV for just about any skilled player.

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Well here's the thing...

My buddy that plays in my $50 home game that I rape on a weekly basis chopped the $300 today 3 ways for $9,000.

Also this other guy I know who owns a bar in town won the $200 rebuy for a $6,000 seat to the main event AND DIDNT EVEN REBUY ONCE. Oh yeah, that includes him accidentally having to min raise a 9000t push to 18000t w/ KJs near the bubble when that was like half his stack cuz he didn't realize that the guy pushed all in.

So in summary, live mtts filled with uberaggro euru donks = +++++ev.

Just let me run good one tiiiiiiiimeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[Mr_Donktastic]

Also I talked to the hot dealer girl tonight (polish fwiw) for a little bit outside the casino. She said she had never been to St. Kitts and wanted to come back/see more. I offered to take her around during the day to some of the beaches...she seemed interested but we didn't make set plans.

[the_main]

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any1 wanna bet me that i can make 1k post on 2+2 withing 24h

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Probably.


How much action you looking for?

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dunno like 500

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Could be interesting. But seriously, $500 is enough for you to waste a day?

Anyhow, some other things:
If you get banned, the bet is still on. Meaning if you get a 24hr temp ban for spamming before 1k posts, I win.

Also, I'd want to stipulate all posts are over 5 words, and not one post is exactly the same as another.

Oh and you can't have consecutive posts in a thread. Meaning there has to be one reply before your next reply in any particular thread.

Still interested?

[TheProdigy]

Donk;

I thought you were like engaged/married?

[Mr_Donktastic]

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Donk;

I thought you were like engaged/married?

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I didn't say I was gonna [censored] her I just enjoy the company of beautiful women.

Is that wrong?

[TheProdigy]

Nah,

But I don't want to get married unless I am so infatuated that I just don't even care about other beautiful women(for the first couple years, ldo.)

[the_main]

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Nah,

But I don't want to get married unless I am so infatuated that I just don't even care about other beautiful women(for the first couple years, ldo.)

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Unpossible.