***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[illini43]

Quick note for any interested parties:

Republican debate on at 8EST (10 min) on CNN. If you are curious as to who Ron Paul is (only candidate to my knowledge that supports online poker), turn it on for a little while.

[Mr_Donktastic]

CPC Update:

$300+$30 today. 3,000 starting chips. 2nd level, blinds 25/50.

MP limps, SB completes, I raise to 350 w/ TT. SB remarks that I'm squeezing and calls.

Flop 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8x

He checks, I say "I like that flop" and bet 500. He raises to 1250.

I think for a looong time while he is running his mouth about "blah blah blah, you know that means I'm weak, blah blah blah".

I push, he calls w/ 59o.

Rvr 9. GG.

$200+$20 rebuy - I get JJ vs AK AIPF against Rolf Slotboom or w/e his name is. He hits an ace. I decide to go home.

In between the 2 mtts I played uncapped 1/2nl all day, made $800 playing the most passive poker EVER. I mean I just limp everything. I overlimped AA one time. I don't reraise with anything even with like AK/QQ/etc in obvious raise spots. Going back now to play an uncapped 1/2 NL Omaha/Hold Em game.

Soooooo basically I'm break even so far...about -$1000 mtts +1000 cash games.

[too eazy]

main, go somewhere closer to USA so we can visit.

[Kos13]

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Quick note for any interested parties:

Republican debate on at 8EST (10 min) on CNN. If you are curious as to who Ron Paul is (only candidate to my knowledge that supports online poker), turn it on for a little while.

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Ron Paul is a [censored] baller.

[grouchie]

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Lol @ prodigy jinxing CDL.

Anyways, I'm thinking of taking my girl, geting a house by the beach in Thailand, and pimping out for 6mos+. Thoughts?

(-1 to the first person who makes the inevitable 'dont take your g/f ldo!" joke.)

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you make me want to move to Thialand.

[the_main]

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Don't take your g/f ldo

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+1

[1p0kerboy]

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CPC Update:

$300+$30 today. 3,000 starting chips. 2nd level, blinds 25/50.

MP limps, SB completes, I raise to 350 w/ TT. SB remarks that I'm squeezing and calls.

Flop 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8x

He checks, I say "I like that flop" and bet 500. He raises to 1250.

I think for a looong time while he is running his mouth about "blah blah blah, you know that means I'm weak, blah blah blah".

I push, he calls w/ 59o.

Rvr 9. GG.

$200+$20 rebuy - I get JJ vs AK AIPF against Rolf Slotboom or w/e his name is. He hits an ace. I decide to go home.

In between the 2 mtts I played uncapped 1/2nl all day, made $800 playing the most passive poker EVER. I mean I just limp everything. I overlimped AA one time. I don't reraise with anything even with like AK/QQ/etc in obvious raise spots. Going back now to play an uncapped 1/2 NL Omaha/Hold Em game.

Soooooo basically I'm break even so far...about -$1000 mtts +1000 cash games.

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Less donkaments more cash games ftw.

I seriously don't see what the hook is with tournaments when obviously cash games are more +EV for just about any skilled player.

[jack frost]

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Lol @ prodigy jinxing CDL.

Anyways, I'm thinking of taking my girl, geting a house by the beach in Thailand, and pimping out for 6mos+. Thoughts?

(-1 to the first person who makes the inevitable 'dont take your g/f ldo!" joke.)

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You sir will not deduct any points from anyone whom snickers , laughs ,cracks a joke and/or kicks you square in the ass. By you going to Thailand with your girl you sir are voilating 3/4 of all man laws ever created.

[SABR42]

I'm really annoyed by these Christians fundies.

Even those who aren't have to suck up to the pro-Christian crowd. Pretty sad.

[jack frost]

Also thank you poker stars for my countinuation of running like total and comeplete uber [censored]!!!!!!!1 Please feel free to comment on my play in any of these hands because right now I am so [censored] disgusted it is unreal.


PokerStars Game #13528524433: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/28 - 18:44:14 (ET)
Table 'Fulvia' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: KaMiKaZeEeE ($260.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Luc2You ($89 in chips)
Seat 3: QuikBust ($49.80 in chips)
Seat 4: cancan2 ($130.55 in chips)
Seat 5: OtownSmoker ($86.80 in chips)
Seat 6: Pim Valente ($164.75 in chips)
Seat 7: lordyefc ($189.15 in chips)
Seat 8: TheYeti ($200 in chips)
Seat 9: jackk frost ($201.70 in chips)
jackk frost: posts small blind $1
KaMiKaZeEeE: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jackk frost [7h 7s]
Luc2You: folds
QuikBust: folds
cancan2: folds
OtownSmoker: calls $2
Pim Valente: folds
lordyefc: folds
TheYeti: raises $8 to $10
jackk frost: calls $9
KaMiKaZeEeE: folds
OtownSmoker: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [2d Ks 7d]
jackk frost: checks
OtownSmoker: checks
TheYeti: bets $24
jackk frost: calls $24
OtownSmoker: folds
*** TURN *** [2d Ks 7d] [Qs]
jackk frost: bets $55
TheYeti: calls $55
*** RIVER *** [2d Ks 7d Qs] [Ad]
jackk frost: bets $112
TheYeti: calls $111 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jackk frost: shows [7h 7s] (three of a kind, Sevens)
TheYeti: shows [Qc Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
TheYeti collected $409 from pot

Yes Slammed fire you are a complete piece of [censored] and an idiot!

PokerStars Game #13531594878: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/28 - 21:25:29 (ET)
Table 'Midas II' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: INTREPID FOX ($31.50 in chips)
Seat 2: mighttymouse ($155 in chips)
Seat 3: sagitarius1 ($135.90 in chips)
Seat 4: Jimmy Rogers ($209.80 in chips)
Seat 5: bot5752 ($107 in chips)
Seat 6: slammedfire ($205 in chips)
Seat 7: jackk frost ($491.60 in chips)
Seat 8: futilewar ($204.65 in chips)
Seat 9: KaMiKaZeEeE ($210.95 in chips)
futilewar: posts small blind $1
KaMiKaZeEeE: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jackk frost [Kh Ah]
INTREPID FOX: folds
mighttymouse: raises $4 to $6
sagitarius1: calls $6
Jimmy Rogers: folds
bot5752: calls $6
slammedfire: calls $6
jackk frost: raises $32 to $38
futilewar: folds
KaMiKaZeEeE: folds
mighttymouse: calls $32
sagitarius1: folds
bot5752: folds
slammedfire: calls $32
*** FLOP *** [Ad 8s 5d]
mighttymouse: checks
slammedfire: checks
jackk frost: bets $100
mighttymouse: folds
slammedfire: raises $67 to $167 and is all-in
jackk frost: calls $67
*** TURN *** [Ad 8s 5d] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 8s 5d Th] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
slammedfire: shows [5c 8c] (two pair, Eights and Fives)
jackk frost: mucks hand
slammedfire collected $460 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $463 | Rake $3
Board [Ad 8s 5d Th 9h]
Seat 1: INTREPID FOX folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: mighttymouse folded on the Flop
Seat 3: sagitarius1 folded before Flop
Seat 4: Jimmy Rogers folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: bot5752 folded before Flop
Seat 6: slammedfire showed [5c 8c] and won ($460) with two pair, Eights and Fives
Seat 7: jackk frost (button) mucked [Kh Ah]
Seat 8: futilewar (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: KaMiKaZeEeE (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 1: KaMiKaZeEeE (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Luc2You folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: QuikBust folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: cancan2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: OtownSmoker folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Pim Valente folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: lordyefc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: TheYeti (button) showed [Qc Qh] and won ($409) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 9: jackk frost (small blind) showed [7h 7s] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens
PokerStars Game #13528436946: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/28 - 18:39:44 (ET)
Table 'Pannonia' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: futilewar ($209.35 in chips)
Seat 2: INTREPID FOX ($25.40 in chips)
Seat 3: jackk frost ($197 in chips)
Seat 4: bubba2244 ($399.25 in chips)
Seat 6: Rabson ($39.25 in chips)
Seat 7: Pumuckel1 ($194 in chips)
Seat 8: AllCardinals ($174.95 in chips)
Seat 9: EurekaKid ($202 in chips)
Pumuckel1: posts small blind $1
AllCardinals: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jackk frost [Kc Kh]
EurekaKid: folds
futilewar: folds
INTREPID FOX: raises $6 to $8
jackk frost: raises $10 to $18
bubba2244: folds
Rabson: folds
Pumuckel1: folds
AllCardinals: calls $16
INTREPID FOX: raises $7.40 to $25.40 and is all-in
jackk frost: calls $7.40
AllCardinals: calls $7.40
*** FLOP *** [8c Jh Th]
AllCardinals: checks
jackk frost: bets $62
AllCardinals: raises $87.55 to $149.55 and is all-in
jackk frost: calls $87.55
*** TURN *** [8c Jh Th] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [8c Jh Th 8d] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AllCardinals: shows [3h 5h] (a flush, Jack high)
jackk frost: mucks hand
AllCardinals collected $299.10 from side pot
INTREPID FOX: mucks hand
AllCardinals collected $74.20 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $376.30 Main pot $74.20. Side pot $299.10. | Rake $3
Board [8c Jh Th 8d 7h]
Seat 1: futilewar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: INTREPID FOX mucked [Qh Qs]
Seat 3: jackk frost mucked [Kc Kh]
Seat 4: bubba2244 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Rabson (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Pumuckel1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: AllCardinals (big blind) showed [3h 5h] and won ($373.30) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 9: EurekaKid folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Table 'Fulvia' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: KaMiKaZeEeE ($220.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Luc2You ($112.25 in chips)
Seat 3: QuikBust ($54.80 in chips)
Seat 4: cancan2 ($125.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Hems ($205 in chips)
Seat 6: Pim Valente ($222.75 in chips)
Seat 7: lordyefc ($165.15 in chips)
Seat 8: TheYeti ($504.05 in chips)
Seat 9: jackk frost ($203.45 in chips)
jackk frost: posts small blind $1
KaMiKaZeEeE: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jackk frost [Ah As]
Luc2You: folds
QuikBust: folds
cancan2: folds
Hems: folds
Pim Valente: raises $6 to $8
lordyefc: folds
TheYeti: folds
jackk frost: raises $20 to $28
KaMiKaZeEeE: folds
Pim Valente: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Jh 4s 6d]
jackk frost: bets $40
Pim Valente: raises $40 to $80
jackk frost: raises $95.45 to $175.45 and is all-in
Pim Valente: calls $95.45
*** TURN *** [Jh 4s 6d] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 4s 6d 7s] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jackk frost: shows [Ah As] (a pair of Aces)
Pim Valente: shows [5h 3h] (a straight, Three to Seven)
Pim Valente collected $405.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $408.90 | Rake $3
Board [Jh 4s 6d 7s Kc]

this is the WTF hand of the of the week

PokerStars Game #13529606346: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/28 - 19:41:11 (ET)
Table 'Wasat II' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: pterodactyl6 ($207.95 in chips)
Seat 2: bellasdadddy ($58 in chips)
Seat 3: stranger913 ($128.80 in chips)
Seat 4: skyfisher ($128.65 in chips)
Seat 5: Dufman79 ($186.95 in chips)
Seat 6: BeatPurdue ($197 in chips)
Seat 7: jackk frost ($337.70 in chips)
Seat 8: ryanj9352 ($198 in chips)
Seat 9: sonajero ($200 in chips)
ryanj9352: posts small blind $1
sonajero: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jackk frost [2c 2h]
pterodactyl6: folds
bellasdadddy: folds
stranger913: folds
skyfisher: folds
Dufman79: raises $6 to $8
BeatPurdue: folds
jackk frost: calls $8
ryanj9352: folds
sonajero: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [3c 8h As]
sonajero: checks
Dufman79: checks
jackk frost: checks
*** TURN *** [3c 8h As] [Ks]
sonajero: checks
Dufman79: checks
jackk frost: checks
*** RIVER *** [3c 8h As Ks] [2d]
sonajero: bets $18
Dufman79: folds
jackk frost: raises $18 to $36
sonajero: calls $18
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jackk frost: shows [2c 2h] (three of a kind, Deuces)
sonajero: shows [3s 3h] (three of a kind, Threes)
sonajero collected $94 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $97 | Rake $3
Board [3c 8h As Ks 2d]
Seat 1: pterodactyl6 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: bellasdadddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: stranger913 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: skyfisher folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Dufman79 folded on the River
Seat 6: BeatPurdue folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: jackk frost (button) showed [2c 2h] and lost with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 8: ryanj9352 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: sonajero (big blind) showed [3s 3h] and won ($94) with three of a kind, Threes

PokerStars Game #13531141581: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/28 - 21:01:21 (ET)
Table 'Appella III' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: sexuelity ($232 in chips)
Seat 2: SickReads1 ($119.80 in chips)
Seat 3: takeurtime24 ($127.70 in chips)
Seat 4: babyjaden ($43.95 in chips)
Seat 5: the_main ($261.45 in chips)
Seat 6: jefflauzon ($228.50 in chips)
Seat 7: Wendan28 ($94.30 in chips)
Seat 8: sonajero ($207.55 in chips)
Seat 9: jackk frost ($318.70 in chips)
jackk frost: posts small blind $1
sexuelity: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jackk frost [Qh Qd]
SickReads1: folds
takeurtime24: folds
babyjaden: calls $2
the_main: folds
jefflauzon: raises $8 to $10
Wendan28: calls $10
sonajero: folds
jackk frost: raises $22 to $32
sexuelity: folds
babyjaden: folds
jefflauzon: folds
Wendan28: calls $22
*** FLOP *** [Jh 8c 4c]
jackk frost: checks
Wendan28: bets $62.30 and is all-in
jackk frost: calls $62.30
*** TURN *** [Jh 8c 4c] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 8c 4c 7h] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jackk frost: shows [Qh Qd] (a pair of Queens)
Wendan28: shows [8d 8h] (three of a kind, Eights)
Wendan28 collected $199.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $202.60 | Rake $3
Board [Jh 8c 4c 7h Th]
Seat 1: sexuelity (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: SickReads1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: takeurtime24 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: babyjaden folded before Flop
Seat 5: the_main folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jefflauzon folded before Flop
Seat 7: Wendan28 showed [8d 8h] and won ($199.60) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 8: sonajero (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: jackk frost (small blind) showed [Qh Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens


PokerStars Game #13531141581: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/28 - 21:01:21 (ET)
Table 'Appella III' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: sexuelity ($232 in chips)
Seat 2: SickReads1 ($119.80 in chips)
Seat 3: takeurtime24 ($127.70 in chips)
Seat 4: babyjaden ($43.95 in chips)
Seat 5: the_main ($261.45 in chips)
Seat 6: jefflauzon ($228.50 in chips)
Seat 7: Wendan28 ($94.30 in chips)
Seat 8: sonajero ($207.55 in chips)
Seat 9: jackk frost ($318.70 in chips)
jackk frost: posts small blind $1
sexuelity: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jackk frost [Qh Qd]
SickReads1: folds
takeurtime24: folds
babyjaden: calls $2
the_main: folds
jefflauzon: raises $8 to $10
Wendan28: calls $10
sonajero: folds
jackk frost: raises $22 to $32
sexuelity: folds
babyjaden: folds
jefflauzon: folds
Wendan28: calls $22
*** FLOP *** [Jh 8c 4c]
jackk frost: checks
Wendan28: bets $62.30 and is all-in
jackk frost: calls $62.30
*** TURN *** [Jh 8c 4c] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 8c 4c 7h] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jackk frost: shows [Qh Qd] (a pair of Queens)
Wendan28: shows [8d 8h] (three of a kind, Eights)
Wendan28 collected $199.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $202.60 | Rake $3
Board [Jh 8c 4c 7h Th]
Seat 1: sexuelity (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: SickReads1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: takeurtime24 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: babyjaden folded before Flop
Seat 5: the_main folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jefflauzon folded before Flop
Seat 7: Wendan28 showed [8d 8h] and won ($199.60) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 8: sonajero (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: jackk frost (small blind) showed [Qh Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens