April Goals - SSSH

[milesdyson]

Poker goals:

After a [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] March, I am going to play 40k hands at 5/10 at Stars, and I'm going to play [censored] great poker and I'm going to [censored] win. You'll see me around. I'm going to try to limit my table talk. Maybe I'll [censored] request Stars to just block my chat completely because I can't help but [censored] [censored] to these [censored] donkeys.

Non-poker goals:

Find a new girl since I think I ruined [censored] with one by trying to get with her friend who came on strong to me. Anyway the dumb "friend" bitch told the girl I was seeing (not together) that I was all over her, and now there is sick drama with her. Good job me, always thinking clearly and logically. Maybe I can still figure out a way around this, though. I have high hopes. But if it all goes to hell, I just have to find more girl to devastate.

[chezlaw]

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Poker goals:

After a [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] March, I am going to play 40k hands at 5/10 at Stars, and I'm going to play [censored] great poker and I'm going to [censored] win. You'll see me around. I'm going to try to limit my table talk. Maybe I'll [censored] request Stars to just block my chat completely because I can't help but [censored] [censored] to these [censored] donkeys.

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Nooo!. Maybe avoid the throat raping stuff but please keep chatting.

chez

[joker122]

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Poker goals:

After a [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] March, I am going to play 40k hands at 5/10 at Stars, and I'm going to play [censored] great poker and I'm going to [censored] win. You'll see me around. I'm going to try to limit my table talk. Maybe I'll [censored] request Stars to just block my chat completely because I can't help but [censored] [censored] to these [censored] donkeys.

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Nooo!. Maybe avoid the throat raping stuff but please keep chatting.

chez

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ditto. your sh*t's funny.

[BrassMonkey]

1. Continue to 2-table Stars 3/6 speed tables successfully
2. 20,000 hands @ 1.3 BB/100
3. Get my $ lost in BB down and my PFR up
4. Stop spewing "nads of hands" (thanks Miles - haha) onto 2+2, unless they're somewhat original or, at least, don't suck

-Brass

[Heisenb3rg]

Heisenb3rgs going pro @ the end of the month after he's finished his undergrad in physics/computer science... for at least a few months. Instead of furthering the development of man kind, I've decided to speed up the process of gambling addicts going broke and rob all u mofos of ur paychecks.... ph33r...

1. Devise a playing schedule/system that will allow me to arse rape 5/10 for 2.0+BB/100.

Some elements of which:
1. Develop a rewards system for good discipline.
2. Staying healthy, continue yoga/weight lifting
3. Take a break after dropping 50BB's in one session
4. Maintain an active social life.
5. Minimize time "browsing" the internet.
6. 3-bet certain 2+2 Tag's really light in position to teach them to stop playing like pansies.


Yes, those are poker goals. When im doing that, I win (except 6, thats just for fun).

Oh and myles, your table chat is entertaining, feel free not to stop.

Next month Ill contribute to May's thread with one of my long winded, poor grammered posts that I sometimes question if anyone reads! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[timoK]

1) become supernova
2) manage to take a break after dropping 50 BB
3) stop poker for at least 8 hours after dropping 100BB
4) play 40k hands and win good money

[Nick Rainey]

Just started learning 3-6 6max on Stars and already got 15k hands in th e last 3 days. Like to play 100k hands this month at .5BB or better.

[mvoss]

Win back the 500 BB's I dropped in March...

[BrassMonkey]

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Just started learning 3-6 6max on Stars and already got 15k hands in th e last 3 days. Like to play 100k hands this month at .5BB or better.

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15K in three days?! How in God's name do you mofos play so much!? 20K in a month seems like a lot to me. Maybe I'm just a lazy sackbreath.

[timoK]

I dont want to hijack this threat but... are you InIL?