beat: I am a knicks fan

[mbillie1]

That says it all. They suck. They'll probably suck until I'm dead. I mean come on. Look at these two louts:



(and now, xposted from SE...)

sigh... an ode to the knicks

OH KNICKERBOCKERS! Give me a reason...
I see you have come away
From basketball preseason
Having forgotten how to play
Fortunately your stars
Can still bitch about their pay
Wait - stars - did I say "stars"?
Surely my reason went astray
For the best part of the Knicks
Is listening to Walt Clyde
Do his colored commentary,
(Just briefly-an aside-
Is "colored" still thought racist?
Or has the PC movement died?)
While little Nate runs down the court
Still too short for theme-park rides.
Marbury is suck a hack,
At his birth his mother surely wept,
If he ever got them playoff-bound,
It's certain that they'd still be swept.
Isaiah is a horny cat,
Molesting interns and office staff
I'd like to beat him with a bat
And then we'd finally have a laugh.
But this year, I fear, shall bear no fruit
No playoffs wins or championship,
For though they may now wear nice suits,
They'll always play like sh*t.