*OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

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This is better than watching those elaborate animal mating rituals they show on Discovery from time to time.

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I've been saying it for ages - the sociologist who decides to make MIT their grounds for study is going to have a hell of a thesis.

[Droogie]

I am currently seeing a girl that wants to have sex but is afraid I am just after the sex so she's holding out on the sex... it amazes, amuses and frustrates me at the same time as I do in fact quite like her.

My 'game development' is pretty much on halt right now which kinda frustrates me, my lack of game is almost completely made up by huge approach anxiety because after that I am pretty smooth actually.

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Unfortunately the friends of his I do know are all theater, and since he's been working primarily with me he wouldn't have gotten a chance to blab. I wouldn't say he has 0 game, but he does have very little confidence. We will be hanging out this week some more so *fingers crossed*.

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If you're already like him despite his lack of confidence (btw this is the equivalent of a guy liking an ugly girl so it kinda confuses me [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] ) than why not just make the first move yourself? (Unless you are really anxious yourself as well... help the poor guy out. I am confident you will be doing him a favor).

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First of all I want to say i love this thread. I need some advice.

I have a strange Joey & Dawson relationship(see: Dawson Creek) with this girl that has a long distance relationship with her boyfriend that she sees every 1-2 months.

She knows how i feel about her which is I want her to dump her boyfriend and dump me. She told me she was interested in me 2 years ago when we first started hanging out but i had a GF so she didn't pursue anything.

Anyways heres what i need help with I find out the other day she is a virgin (she is 22) she says she's done a lot of other stuff tho and doesnt mention what.

Later on the following txt messages happened approx.

Me: Can I ask you a personal question?
Her: Yes
Me: I know your a virgin but have you at least had an orgasm before
Her: Yes
Her: I think
Me: Think? You know what that means right?
Her: No what
Me: It means you haven't. Thats Crazy. I should give you one.
Her: How would you give me one?
Me: By touching and licking
Her: Ok
Her: I wanna see you
Me: I can't come up its too late
Her: Aw.

2 hours later i get a call from her around 2am on a Thursday.

And she basically says something like this:

Her: Hey how are you?
Me: I'm great. i'm better then great im good.
Her: So what was you talking about earlier?
Me: The orgasm thing?
Her: Yeah. I think i had one before cause it felt different but i'm not sure
Me: Well did your entire body shake and your legs give in?
Her: No
Me: We'll you didn't have one then.
Her: Well what would you do exactly to give me one. You know I'm not going to have sex right?
Me: Yeah I know......explaining this is basically phone sex you know that right?(why the [censored] did i say this?)
Her: Are you shy?
Me: Nah ::insert details of what i'm going to do::

(she doesn't respond to that but says)

Her: I want to see you. Want to go out drinking tommorow?
Me: Yeah definetly.



That was suppose to be Friday. Her mom didn't let her out and she seemed upset about it we talked on phone for a few hours instead.

Anyways i'm going up to see her on Wednesday i got floor seats for Dane Cook show. Should i just straight bring up the orgasm thing again? Take some shots before show whats my best plan of action?

[prodonkey]

Watch out for Chris Hansen when u go over to her place.

She can go out drinking, but has never had an orgasm nor had sex? uhm.. ok

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Watch out for Chris Hansen when u go over to her place.

She can go out drinking, but has never had an orgasm nor had sex? uhm.. ok

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Shes 22 as am I

[prodonkey]

She's prolly one of those weird girls that take it in the ass, so they can still say they are virgins.

[Suiteness]

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Unfortunately the friends of his I do know are all theater, and since he's been working primarily with me he wouldn't have gotten a chance to blab. I wouldn't say he has 0 game, but he does have very little confidence. We will be hanging out this week some more so *fingers crossed*.

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After seeing a few pics of you, I honestly want to beat the crap out of this tool for being so tool-ish.

How about this: Next time he comes over, answer the door completely naked, or wearing something like an apron and if he runs away or still does nothing, than we'll know for sure that he is ghey.

[prodonkey]

apron? what kind of college student has an apron.. just wear your whiteboard!

[VPIP100]

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She's prolly one of those weird girls that take it in the ass, so they can still say they are virgins.

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Oeh, I like those.

[rubbrband]

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Her mom didn't let her out

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She is 22

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