Will pay rakeback for coaching

[wattascoop]

The subject line may be the dumbest idea in the world, but I'm sick and freaking tired of making the dumbest decisions in the world at the table, and I need a coach. However, I don't have near the cash to pay for a site like duecescracked/cardrunners, so maybe a winning player on this site who's never coached before would want to take a shot by coaching me in exchange for my rakeback?

If interested, send me a PM. Thanks.