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Old 08-29-2007, 08:19 PM
Lester B Lester B is offline
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Default Re: Angle shot by casino

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BBV, I was with a freezout with a buddy, i busted out early, so i decided to have a beer. I was enjoying my beer when the roulette table caught my eye (there was a blonde bird there)
So i shipped $200 on red to show the girl i was micro balla.
I put this on after the last bets was called for the next bet, they insta shipped my cash away and i complained.

Beat: Im now banned from the casino
Varience: The blone bird wasnt actually fit.
Brag: Im wasted !!

[x] hope this thread delivers as iv got a hot bird in my bed now

for you yanks..... Bird = hot girl

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You acted like a drunk ass in a casino and got banned. This is not an angleshoot.

If only 2+2 had a similar policy.

No wonder England sucks so bad. You refer to the only 11 fuckable women there 'blone birds.'

And what the hell does "wasn't actually fit" mean? She was out of shape? Think about your life. If you really got a woman into your bed (of this I am highly skeptical), would you know what to do?

The beat isn't that you were banned. This would get tagged with a "[x] standard" appropriation. The beat is that the whole time this was transpiring, you couldn't stop thinking how cool this was going to make you on a god damned message board.

OP gets my nomination for Dildo of the Year.
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Old 08-29-2007, 08:23 PM
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Default Re: Angle shot by casino

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BBV, I was with a freezout with a buddy, i busted out early, so i decided to have a beer. I was enjoying my beer when the roulette table caught my eye (there was a blonde bird there)
So i shipped $200 on red to show the girl i was micro balla.
I put this on after the last bets was called for the next bet, they insta shipped my cash away and i complained.

Beat: Im now banned from the casino
Varience: The blone bird wasnt actually fit.
Brag: Im wasted !!

[x] hope this thread delivers as iv got a hot bird in my bed now

for you yanks..... Bird = hot girl

[/ QUOTE ]

You acted like a drunk ass in a casino and got banned. This is not an angleshoot.

If only 2+2 had a similar policy.

No wonder England sucks so bad. You refer to the only 11 fuckable women there 'blone birds.'

And what the hell does "wasn't actually fit" mean? She was out of shape? Think about your life. If you really got a woman into your bed (of this I am highly skeptical), would you know what to do?

The beat isn't that you were banned. This would get tagged with a "[x] standard" appropriation. The beat is that the whole time this was transpiring, you couldn't stop thinking how cool this was going to make you on a god damned message board.

OP gets my nomination for Dildo of the Year.

[/ QUOTE ]

dayyyyyyyyyyyyym GET'IM
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Old 08-29-2007, 08:23 PM
Jiganti Jiganti is offline
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Default Re: Angle shot by casino

"He's a wierd bird. (and I don't even call people birds!)"
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Old 08-29-2007, 08:25 PM
Lester B Lester B is offline
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I am glad post '666' of yours could be directed at me. My day is made.

Don't reply (or post ever again) or it will ruin it. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 08-29-2007, 08:35 PM
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BBV, I was with a freezout with a buddy, i busted out early, so i decided to have a beer. I was enjoying my beer when the roulette table caught my eye (there was a blonde bird there)
So i shipped $200 on red to show the girl i was micro balla.
I put this on after the last bets was called for the next bet, they insta shipped my cash away and i complained.

Beat: Im now banned from the casino
Varience: The blone bird wasnt actually fit.
Brag: Im wasted !!

[x] hope this thread delivers as iv got a hot bird in my bed now

for you yanks..... Bird = hot girl

[/ QUOTE ]

You acted like a drunk ass in a casino and got banned. This is not an angleshoot.

If only 2+2 had a similar policy.

No wonder England sucks so bad. You refer to the only 11 fuckable women there 'blone birds.'

And what the hell does "wasn't actually fit" mean? She was out of shape? Think about your life. If you really got a woman into your bed (of this I am highly skeptical), would you know what to do?

The beat isn't that you were banned. This would get tagged with a "[x] standard" appropriation. The beat is that the whole time this was transpiring, you couldn't stop thinking how cool this was going to make you on a god damned message board.

OP gets my nomination for Dildo of the Year.

[/ QUOTE ]

You seem like a happy person.
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Old 08-29-2007, 08:41 PM
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BBV, I was with a freezout with a buddy, i busted out early, so i decided to have a beer. I was enjoying my beer when the roulette table caught my eye (there was a blonde bird there)
So i shipped $200 on red to show the girl i was micro balla.
I put this on after the last bets was called for the next bet, they insta shipped my cash away and i complained.

Beat: Im now banned from the casino
Varience: The blone bird wasnt actually fit.
Brag: Im wasted !!

[x] hope this thread delivers as iv got a hot bird in my bed now

for you yanks..... Bird = hot girl

[/ QUOTE ]

You acted like a drunk ass in a casino and got banned. This is not an angleshoot.

If only 2+2 had a similar policy.

No wonder England sucks so bad. You refer to the only 11 fuckable women there 'blone birds.'

And what the hell does "wasn't actually fit" mean? She was out of shape? Think about your life. If you really got a woman into your bed (of this I am highly skeptical), would you know what to do?

The beat isn't that you were banned. This would get tagged with a "[x] standard" appropriation. The beat is that the whole time this was transpiring, you couldn't stop thinking how cool this was going to make you on a god damned message board.

OP gets my nomination for Dildo of the Year.

[/ QUOTE ]YEAH, [censored] THAT GUY!
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:13 PM
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Default Re: Angle shot by casino

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Beat: Hot Girl in UK odds 750,000:1
Brag: You found one?

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Brag: Where is Emma Watson from????
Beat: Your a [censored]

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seems she's the 1 out of 750,000
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:20 PM
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And what the hell does "wasn't actually fit" mean? She was out of shape?

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Your post was good until here.
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:27 PM
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so much hate
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:27 PM
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[X] 'ello govnah, thread blows
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