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Old 11-28-2007, 11:20 AM
Spurious Spurious is offline
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i would of justt sat in my poop until after i played my aces.

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Old 11-28-2007, 11:37 AM
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i would of justt sat in my poop until after i lost with my aces and then to wallow in [censored] and ponder the thought of paying to sit in [censored] and have to clean it up .

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Old 11-28-2007, 11:51 AM
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

Predator could be inserting his member into my esophaugus I would find a way to hit the call button.
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Old 11-28-2007, 11:54 AM
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We're gonna need pics of the massive diarrhea before any sort of understanding of why you didn't just push and run to the toilet
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Old 11-28-2007, 11:55 AM
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i would of justt sat in my poop until after i lost with my aces and then to wallow in [censored] and ponder the thought of paying to sit in [censored] and have to clean it up .

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The image I got in my mind after reading this made me laugh pretty hard.
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Old 11-28-2007, 12:12 PM
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

when i first read it i thought it said Swallow instead of Wallow
but now i lol'd
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:37 PM
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i would of justt sat in my poop until after i lost with my aces and then to wallow in [censored] and ponder the thought of paying to sit in [censored] and have to clean it up .

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The image I got in my mind after reading this made me laugh pretty hard.

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Ditto, but i still think I woulda just clinched and prayed
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Old 11-29-2007, 10:58 AM
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i would of justt sat in my poop until after i lost with my aces and then to wallow in [censored] and ponder the thought of paying to sit in [censored] and have to clean it up .

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The image I got in my mind after reading this made me laugh pretty hard.

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Ditto, but i still think I woulda just clinched and prayed

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Qft srsly, the advanced play is locking your ass. Come on OP, do you fall asleep while trying to stay awake waiting for Santa as well? Man up!!
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Old 11-29-2007, 02:37 PM
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i would of justt sat in my poop until after i lost with my aces and then to wallow in [censored] and ponder the thought of paying to sit in [censored] and have to clean it up .

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The image I got in my mind after reading this made me laugh pretty hard.

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Ditto, but i still think I woulda just clinched and prayed

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Qft srsly, the advanced play is locking your ass. Come on OP, do you fall asleep while trying to stay awake waiting for Santa as well? Man up!!

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Honestly, nobody who falls asleep is ever going to catch Santa. So, basically what I'm trying to say is if you aren't willing to make sacrifices aka sitting in your poop while getting payed to sit in your poop, then you're never going to be a +EV player. I believe it's in the second chapter of DS's Game Theory book.
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:03 AM
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