September Low-Content Thread

[Justin A]

Oh I almost forgot I made a royal flush tonight because people suck. some idiot checked behind on an ace high flop in a 3way pot that I would have folded on but instead I went runner runner super nuts and won a nice pot.

[Josh W]

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Oh I almost forgot I made a royal flush tonight because people suck. some idiot checked behind on an ace high flop in a 3way pot that I would have folded on but instead I went runner runner super nuts and won a nice pot.

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If I ever start a band (which I won't), I think I've now decided to name it "runner runner super nuts". You'll get some royalties.

J

[HOWMANY]

lol -11k at 75 today. Before last Commerce trip I had pretty much recovered completely from 30k downswing. I am now almost exactly where I was before recovery. Maybe one day I will be a winning player in games where most of the players have absolutely no clue how to play any of the games in the mix. It would be one thing if I was playing in questionable games where I might not even have an edge but the fact I am losing in these games 15k is almost hilarious.

At least I beat Crazy Mike for $800 HU 20/40 Stud 8.

[Justin A]

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At least I beat Crazy Mike for $800 HU 20/40 Stud 8.

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Next time you see mike l. make sure he tells you about his heads up 20/40 stud/8 session against sam grizzle at the bellagio. It'd be awesome if he'd post it here but it might lose some hilarity if not in person.

[Hass]

Some fun hands from tonights session.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST MAY MAKE YOU SICK TO YOUR STOMACH, PLEASE READ WITH CAUTION.

20/40 half kill, kill pot.

Villan opens UTG, Hero 3 bets AA from sb

flop: T [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]8 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero bets, villan calls,

Turn: Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero bets, Villan calls

River: 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Hero bets, Villan raises, Hero calls (cause I can beat AQ obv.) But I can't beat 44. NH hand sir.
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Same Villan, one hour later.

Hero opens MP w/ Black Kings.

Villan calls from BB.

Flop: Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

check, bet, call

Turn 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

check, bet, call

River K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Check, bet, call.

Villan yells, "FLUSH" and tables 2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

NH again sir.

Poker is fun, for everyone...................

[private joker]

[censored] Everyone, I'm Going To Keep Raising:

So I'm in this hand where I have like AQ on a final board of KQx(J)(T) and my opponent bets the river and I raise and he 3-bets and I 4-bet and the table starts groaning and the guy shakes his head and calls and screams "CHOP!" and turns over like A5 so we chop, and I get berated for wasting everyone's time by continuing to raise an obvious chopping board.

So an hour later I get AJ and the final board comes 89x(Q)(T) and my *very passive* opponent checks, and I bet, and he checkraises, and I decide a) I'll piss everyone off by getting into a raising war against another J; and b) he actually could have KJ here, so I just call expecting to see Jx for the chop.

He turns over 67 for the sucker straight and I miss out on at least a BB if not 3.

I hate myself and live poker players. God I suck.

[Munchkin Mayor]

How bad is my play. Down to six handed. Two limpers, so I call in SB with K4 off. BB checks.

Flop 5,4,J rainbow. Check to the CO, he bets. The rest of us call.

Turn, King (completes rainbow). I bet, call, fold, raise (CO), I reraise, third guy calls (wtf), CO reraises. I call. Other guy calls.

River, King. I bet, fold, CO raises. I just call, thinking I was drawing dead against KJ. He turns over 55. Ship me the runner runner monies.

[MitchL]

bad flop call, but otherwise played fine.

[HOWMANY]

Never thought I'd see the day that I would have to move down to 40. I guess I'm still "rolled" for 75 in terms of dollars but I feel so abused that I have no desire to play higher than 60.

Results since my last Commerce trip:



At least I was beaten by the best.

I'm about -29k overall at Sycuan.

[TonyDanza]

That's a [censored] of hours Howmany.