Professional Poker player looking for Assistant

[Mitch Evans]

Well, you're really not looking for an assistant. You are looking for a maid, a cook, and someone to shop for you all in one package. Oh, they also need to be good looking. Basically, you're looking for a good wife.

[Ajahn]

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My friend and I are looking for a Personal Assistant. Here was the ad on Craigs List:

I have a serious disease..... I hate cooking, cleaning, shopping, scheduling appointments, basically anything that requires any amount of effort and thought id rather have someone do it for me. I am 21 years old i work at home for a living as a professional poker player. I have two useless roommates who go to SDSU who are graduating sometimes this year not really sure when, they aren't really relevant anyways. Id like to hire someone to basically do everything i don't want to do..... i might call you and say "can you go pick me up some food from rubios" or "i want some new clothes go get me some" I travel part of the year at random times to random places for poker so i'm not always around. But i need someone with a flexible schedule who can do these types of tasks for me. I have a few requirements and these are non-negotiable.

Requirements....
1. You must be female
2. You must be competent
3. How do i say you cant be ugly in a nice way?
4. 18-25 years old
5. trustworthy
6. easy going
7. hard working
8. Good Cook
9. Like to shop
10. Will come here in the morning and cook breakfast a few times a week.
11. Must live within 15 minutes from Mission valley.

The pay would be on par with the service...... I am willing to pay anywhere from 200-500 dollars per week for your services based on the level of service, but for the maximum you'd have to be the best assistant ever.......come everyday to cook breakfast, clean vacuuum ect..., run errands, answer your phone for random requests. I will not require your services every single week i will let you know in advance when your services will be needed.

I am very laid back, easy going and understandable, i wont treat you like an employee just a friend who helps me out. I honestly wont need much done you'd probably be working like 8 hours a week max. I will pay you cash so its not taxed. If i tell you to get me food and you want some to its on my tab. We can basically work something out so that both parties feel is fair.

If this is a job that interests you feel free to contact me and we can talk about it in further detail.

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http://www.butlersguild.com/

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http://www.butlersguild.com/index.ph...=45c366a66dde1

[Mr Sarcastic]

uh, yes, it was funny ..... especially the part where you try to be funny.

[LeapFrog]

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1. You must be female


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lol at posting this on 2+2

[Jake_the_Poacher]

I Can't wait for the "My friend got scammed by his personal assistant thread."

Good luck with that.

[kid canepa]

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You do realise you have zero chance of getting a hot competent woman who is trustworthy and hardworking who will be your personal slave for really crappy pay, right?

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Actually, we recieved about 20 emails from girls before they took our ad down from craigslist. Really crappy pay? We're going to be paying in the rage of $20-25/hour. I don't think that's crappy for very easy work

[Veecee]

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Well, you're really not looking for an assistant. You are looking for a maid, a cook, and someone to shop for you all in one package. Oh, they also need to be good looking. Basically, you're looking for a good wife.

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[LeapFrog]

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You do realise you have zero chance of getting a hot competent woman who is trustworthy and hardworking who will be your personal slave for really crappy pay, right?

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Actually, we recieved about 20 emails from girls before they took our ad down from craigslist. Really crappy pay? We're going to be paying in the rage of $20-25/hour. I don't think that's crappy for very easy work

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none of them were hot enough or they weren't qualified to buy clothes for you?

[RikaKazak]

lol that ad is horrible/good in so many ways

I highly expect something bad to come out of this, like being sued cause you won't hire a fat chick or the IRS looking closer at your taxes....

Anyways, A+ stuff to read about

[kid canepa]

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Where do you play in San Diego?

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we play online only under the names pimpownage and kid canepa