You guys better keep an eye out for suicide reports in Monaco.

[Ansky]

Because I am going to jump off the roof of this rigged european [censored].

So after 10 minutes in the main event I realize that I have the sickest table ever. Genuinely some of the worst poker players I have ever seen playing, and I am [censored] pumped. I get something like 7 pocket pairs literally, in the first 80 minutes, and hit nothing and im down to around 14000 from the original 15000. Blinds are still 25/50, and it's the last hand of the level.

Two idiot monkeys limp and the next idiot monkey makes it 600 (at 25/50...). I call behind on the button with 88, and the other euro lagtards fold. Flop comes 5 7 8 w/ 2 spades.

Guy leads out for 650, I raise to 2500, he repops to 6500 w/ no hesitation, I insta shoves, he beats me into the pot and victory slams two black aces on the table. I am getting ready to double up after an offsuit king rolls off on the turn. I think to myself "hah wow would be sick if he had kings!"

The very next second the river is the ace of diamonds.

Kill me.

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I RUN SO BAD LIVE.

[MasterLJ]

Sucks bad =(.

Does anyone ever get knocked out of these things with the worst hand?

[wiggs73]

best hand won har har

seriously though, that's some sick [censored].

i'd be on life tilt for the next few days

[Stake Monster]

how did you reacT? did you punch him in the brain? did you swear? did you act like yoda and when you finally reached your hotel room you threw the TV in the wall?

[EC10]

damn that sucks bro [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

on the bright side you do have that sick awesome picture in the MTT thread

[Grasshopp3r]

At least you banged some random euro ho.

Next time, stab pre-flop.

[McShove]

haha live donkaments are like 100x worse than online.

[PokerSoccer]

hey now you have reasons to hit up the euro chicks [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[adanthar]

I would have sympathy for you after any other event which did not also have premier posting about his tragedy

[Ansky]

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how did you reacT? did you punch him in the brain? did you swear? did you act like yoda and when you finally reached your hotel room you threw the TV in the wall?

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In general, I am very tame live. I generally dont stand up for all ins, I don't yell ship it and act like a [censored] clown.

When the ace rolled off I kinda just threw out a [censored], walked around for a bit then said nice hand to the guy.

I prob was in a state of shock tho, it's like the exact type of nightmere situation that I was thinking about leading up to the event. Having a great table/hand and just getting owned by riggedness.