Advice please - Working girls under the table

[iillllii]

Hello, for the past several years my buddies from my regular home game and I have been wanting to play a SNG tourney with a twist: we hire two working girls to spend the night under the table, going from player to player, doing their thing from their knees. At this point we are ready to put this together, so I am trying to work out the details. Any advice on the following consideratoins would be appreciated:

1) Price. I have no idea what this will cost per working girl, we are hoping to not spend more than about $2,000 total for the services, but this might not be realistic. Just don't want to get burned in negotiations


2) blind structure. We want to play a freeze out tournament but also want to make sure that each player of 10 gets to enjoy the service at least once, and the final few should have an opportunity for seconds... I was thinking a flat initial blind structure for about the first hour, as 2 girls will need to provide service to 5 guys each, and if you give each guy 10-15 minutes, that works about to about an hour total for one round. Blinds would have to go up quite fast after that to meet our budget for the girls, who we expect to pay by the hour. But that's as far as I've really worked it out at this point.

I realize we could just let knocked out players stay and enjoy their investment, but that takes the fun out of it and really defeats the whole purpose. If you get knocked out, you leave, right there. Gambool.

3) Optimal buy in amount? We need to give people motivation to actually take risks and win pots, so the money at the end has to outweigh the immediate returns being provided from under the table. $1,000 each, on top of the pro rated share of the cost of the guests? Pay 50-30-20% to 1st - 3rd?

4) Any other angles we could try. My dad had an idea where you'd have a bounty on each player, and if you knock a player out while he is being serviced, he gets the obvious physical discomfort from having to leave right away, but also has to give up his bounty. If he wins or his knocked out while 'dry', he would keep his bounty. If we concurrently outlaw looking under the table, this could get interesting, as it would be in your favor to conceal that you are one of the lucky ones at a given time, in order to prevent people from taking shots at you. Imagine trying to bluff the strength of your hand AND your status under the table at the same time.


Anyway, any advice would be appreciated.


Thanks!

[Rottersod]

Great way to find out which one of your buddies is gay. You'll know it early. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[27offsooot]

I need to read this forum more often.

[fraserbrown]

This sounds a bit gay. Save money if your mom or sister will be home that night.

[Veecee]

LOL this is hilarious.
TR please if it goes down (pun intended).

[Richard Tanner]

Tworooks ver. 2.0

You really can't make this stuff up.

Cody

[Dog Boy]

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This sounds a bit gay. Save money if your mom or sister will be home that night.

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Leave it to the Canadian....Cold, dark winters lead to thoughts of mum, sis and latent homosexual fantasies. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Kevroc]

First one out has to go under the table.

[kassdog]

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I need to read this forum more often.

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So true. First home poker thread opened in probably 3-4 months. You know this has to either

A.) gimmik account
B.) tworooks long lost twin brother.

[82Steve]

sick