F***'in Keys

In light of the other post, I will share my own on-goin Key Fiasco.

This all started about 6 weeks ago when a friend I used to go to school with invited me out after work to have a few drinks with him and his buddies before he goes o/s to Israel for 2 months for a wedding and holdiday.

Anyway I'm smashed next thing I know where in an Irish Bar where I'm outside with the bartender and 2 psyche students.

Bartenders Irish and is in Aus on a working holiday and I can't understand him. I slightly remember the chick being hot but was reminded later by mates that she was not [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

He tells me that there is a promo at the pub for one of the local rums and comes back with a pair of boxer shorts and footy socks with the logo on them (Bright blue and yellow). I decide to wear the boxer shorts on the outside of my suit ala Superman and tie the footy socks around my head ala Rambo.

More drinking *File Missing* wake up on my front lawn without keys to house at 5am. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

After about an hour manage to break in to house and sleep it off. Can't find my keys which have basically my house key, gym membership and my [censored] WORK KEYS!! [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Start ringin everybody/bars/pubs/taxi companies/cops no-one has seen my [censored] keys. They have nothing overly descript on them either so I'm [censored].

Rewind a few weeks and a co-worker lost his keys and got royally [censored] up by the company. I have my pay review in a month and decide I can go that long without them and try to just sneak in behind people and [censored].

Fast Forward 6 weeks later and I've had my pay review (WHOOP Robusto Pay Rise Baby). Still no [censored] keys. I get a txt message from my school buddy who goes hey I found your keys they were in my bag sorry guess I was drunk and thought they were mine or something c ya in 2 weeks.

Cliffnotes:
Got Drunk Lose Keys
Have to dodge around work until pay review
Get pay rise
Idiot mate has them but is now in [censored] Israel have to continue to dodge around work for 2 more weeks.

Brag: Pay RIse and free boxer shorts
Beat: Ugly chick, lose keys,
Variance: Some hobo might occaisionally steal my keys because their shiny. Mate might sometimes not be a retard and take my keys

[jupiterpig]

keys open doors

[ghostface]

keys, keys open doors

[ QUOTE ]
keys, keys open doors

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Thank you, all mighty wizard

[tisthefire]

wamp wamp what it do

[doubLe a tom]

[ghostface]

nh

[cabbagehead7]

[doubLe a tom]

[cabbagehead7]