Week 2 Fantasy Bitches and Braggarts

[kyro]

I have no brags. I run so bad at FF. I have the best team in my money league, by far, and I'm 0-2. This is gay.

[Perplexity]

Brag: I crushed everyone in the league with 221FP. 66FP from C Palmer. 47FP from Steve Smith. So sick.

Beat: Lee Evans sucked again.

[Spellmen]

Bitch: Minnesota D score got slightly changed, I lost by 0.2 points.

[fanmail]

Jones-Drew is killing me at RB2. Jax is horrid on O.

Of course I play against Chad Johnson in both leagues, he's my favorite receiver, and I have could have had him in the league when I picked Jones-Drew, god [censored] damnit.

Of course my #2 RB from last season, Cadillac Williams, is playing against me when he scores more TD's (2) than all of last season, [censored] you!

Olindo Mare is missing fg's for the pathetic Saints offense, supposed to be top 5, WTF Saints.

[mblax10]

Variance-This team looked so good on paper going into the season:

QB-McNabb
RB-LJ & Maroney
WR-Fitzgerald, Colston & Chambers
Flex-T.Jones
TE-De.Clark
Bench-Ma.Clayton, Berrian, L.Jordan, K.Jones

2 weeks in, I have 2 TD's.

Bitch-My best friend is a huge Braylon Edwards & Carson Palmer fanboy. I played him in 2 leagues this week and baring a Santana Moss miracle tonight, I'll lose both.

[Degenerasian]

Brag: Steve Smith and Jamal Lewis
Beat: Maroney still with 0 TD's :-(

[Punker]

In the $500 MTTC league, I tied for lowest points for the week with my opponent and won on the luckbox tiebreak of bench points.

[EvanJC]

Dellhomme + Smith + Andre Johnson truck it. I'm 4-0 combined in my two leagues

[PokerFink]

HUGE BRAG: I am currently winning the Football Outsiders Loser League.

My team is called WorseThanOakland. Standings.

For those that don't know, Loser League is like reverse fantasy football. You try to score as few points as possible. There are a couple hundred teams in the league.

[PokerFink]

Unfortunately, my prowress at picking [censored] fantasy teams apparently caries over to real fantasy football, where my team is 0-2.