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Old 02-17-2006, 12:19 PM
DustinisDead DustinisDead is offline
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Default Funniest [censored] i\'ve seen in awhile....wtf?

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

SB (t1980)
BB (t1470)
UTG (t2020)
UTG+1 (t1560)
MP1 (t1000)
Hero (t2740)
CO (t1050)
Button (t1680)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls t20, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, CO calls t20, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (t80) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets t100</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to t200</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t460</font>, SB folds, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to t720</font>, CO calls t260.

Turn: (t1620) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets t80</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t310</font>, UTG calls t230.

River: (t2240) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t2240

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Ac Ad (two pair, aces and sixes).
CO has Tc Ks (two pair, tens and sixes).
Outcome: UTG wins t2240. </font>

wtf?
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Old 02-17-2006, 03:54 PM
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Default Re: Funniest [censored] i\'ve seen in awhile....wtf?

I think you left out the funny part.
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Old 02-17-2006, 03:56 PM
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Default Re: Funniest [censored] i\'ve seen in awhile....wtf?

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Funniest [censored] i've seen in awhile

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you need to get out more
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Old 02-17-2006, 03:57 PM
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Default Re: Funniest [censored] i\'ve seen in awhile....wtf?

I just farted and it smells REALLY BAD.

Like death or something.
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Old 02-17-2006, 04:07 PM
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Default Re: Funniest [censored] i\'ve seen in awhile....wtf?

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

SB (t1980)
BB (t1470)
UTG (t2020)
UTG+1 (t1560)
MP1 (t1000)
Hero (t2740)
CO (t1050)
Button (t1680)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls t20, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, CO calls t20, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (t80) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets t100</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to t200</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t460</font>, SB folds, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to t720</font>, CO calls t260.

Turn: (t1620) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets t80</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t310</font>, UTG calls t230.

River: (t2240) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t2240

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Ac Ad (two pair, aces and sixes).
CO has Tc Ks (two pair, tens and sixes).
Outcome: UTG wins t2240. </font>

wtf?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH lololololol!!!!111!!1

never laughed so hard in my life classic classic stuff
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Old 02-17-2006, 04:36 PM
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Default Re: Funniest [censored] i\'ve seen in awhile....wtf?

I never thought it would come to this, but is this the first BBV post that needs to be reported to a moderator?
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Old 02-17-2006, 04:38 PM
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Default Re: Funniest [censored] i\'ve seen in awhile....wtf?

you would have hit your flush, LOL
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Old 02-17-2006, 04:45 PM
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Default Re: Funniest [censored] i\'ve seen in awhile....wtf?

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I think you left out the funny part.

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Don't you get it?

One guy has AA and the other only had top pair and and... Ah forget it. I guess you had to be there.
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Old 02-17-2006, 05:34 PM
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Default Re: Funniest [censored] i\'ve seen in awhile....wtf?

WTf is right...I dont get it.
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Old 02-17-2006, 05:35 PM
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Default Re: Funniest [censored] i\'ve seen in awhile....wtf?

Some crazy stuff in BBV. Next thing you'll know will see KK losing to AA in another suprising moment.
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