Stupidest thing you've heard in school?

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What are the stupidest things you've heard in your years in school? Elemantary and Middle School aside (since we were all retarded back then except for the few of us) what things have you heard come out of people's mouth that made you want to blend a baby?

Mine has to be in junior year of highschool during the presidential elections:

Bio teacher: So who are you voting for Rebecca?
HOT GIRL: Dick Cheney
Class: ...
Bio teacher: Dick Cheney isn't running dear.
HOT GIRL: Oh, just kidding. Al Gore.
Class: ...(thank god you have t&a)

I swear if she was anything less than a 10 the whole class would be saying what a dumb bitch she was.

[doucy]

a very similar conversation as the one in the OP. we were discussing voter turnout and stuff, and a girl said "gosh, why doesn't everyone realize that one vote DOES make a difference."

she was also extremely hot

[dlong226]

"what are you talking about?(to teacher), white people have never suffered anything that the black race has. We have been burned at the stake and lynched" -girl

"what about the jews?" -student in the back

"whatever, they are all rich now, it worked out in the end"


12th grade history class

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"what are you talking about?(to teacher), white people have never suffered anything that the black race has. We have been burned at the stake and lynched" -girl

"what about the jews?" -student in the back

"whatever, they are all rich now, it worked out in the end"


12th grade history class

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this is not stupid but truth

[Beesnuts]

My Physics 1 class for engineers:

Prof. was showing a simple apparatus that showed that a projectile would hit the ground at the same time as an object dropped from the same height (assuming the projectile was shot parallel to the ground).

Prof.after conducting the experiment) "You see, the horizontal component of the force and the vertical component are independent of eachother"
Genius Kid: "Gravity is a force too, right?"
Random Kid: "Kill yourself..."

[Jeff W]

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Bio teacher: So who are you voting for Rebecca?
HOT GIRL: Dick Cheney
Class: ...
Bio teacher: Dick Cheney isn't running dear.

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"But Jesus, said unto them, A prophet is not without honour, but in his own country, and among his own kin, and in his own house."

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HOT GIRL: Oh, just kidding. Al Gore.
Class: ...(thank god you have t&a)

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Her thinking is on a level above yours. She skewers the american political establishment with one thrust of her rapier wit. Her 5 simple words are a comment on the fact that there is not only no difference between a candidate today and one from 4 years ago, but there is also no difference between candidates from the two major parties.

[Nick B.]

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Mine has to be in junior year of highschool during the presidential elections:

Bio teacher: So who are you voting for Rebecca?
HOT GIRL: Dick Cheney
Class: ...
Bio teacher: Dick Cheney isn't running dear.
HOT GIRL: Oh, just kidding. Al Gore.
Class: ...(thank god you have t&a)

I swear if she was anything less than a 10 the whole class would be saying what a dumb bitch she was.

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And it matters because she could vote right?

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Mine has to be in junior year of highschool during the presidential elections:

Bio teacher: So who are you voting for Rebecca?
HOT GIRL: Dick Cheney
Class: ...
Bio teacher: Dick Cheney isn't running dear.
HOT GIRL: Oh, just kidding. Al Gore.
Class: ...(thank god you have t&a)

I swear if she was anything less than a 10 the whole class would be saying what a dumb bitch she was.

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And it matters because she could vote right?

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are you always this nitty or is it that particular time of the month?

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Nick B. likes to [censored] on things, like this forum.

Junior year of H.S., during my AP (!) US History class, while discussing the current superior technology of the US military: "Don't we have like, lazer beams and stuff?"

[pergesu]

Girl is reading a story about a little slave boy who can't read. The boy says something, and she stops reading and says, "How can he talk if he doesn't know how to read?"