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Old 11-01-2007, 02:17 AM
Slappz Slappz is offline
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Default When cops pull you over

Why do they always ask, do you know why I pulled you over?

I got pulled over today right when I left a parking lot and he asks me this question, I say no (I honestly didn't know). He goes, "Really? you really don't know?" Does he think i'm just playing dumb or something? The question is just a waste of my damn time and I now see why people find cops so damn condescending. Just tell me why you pulled me over from the getgo you jackarse, i dont wanna spend my day chitchatting with you.

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Old 11-01-2007, 02:18 AM
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Default Re: When cops pull you over

they are trying to get you to admit to violating whatever statute or law you violated. also if the suspect DUI they are trying to figure out if you're [censored] up or not.
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:19 AM
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Default Re: When cops pull you over

clear answer is -

"Yes, because you were a C student with no intellectual gifts and a tendency towards sadism."
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:19 AM
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Default Re: When cops pull you over

I always say "Because you thought I was black?"

They stare blankly for a moment...

I say "Well, I'm not."

Then they leave.
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:23 AM
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I always say "Because I am black?"

They stare blankly for a moment...


Then they proceed to beat my ass.

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Old 11-01-2007, 02:23 AM
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Default Re: When cops pull you over

I always answer "Vehicular homicide?" You get some interesting reactions.
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:27 AM
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I always answer "Vehicular homicide?" You get some interesting criminal charges after being arrested.

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Old 11-01-2007, 02:28 AM
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As much as I hate NT! and pray every night for his demise, hope he has a homosexual son, wish he would get annoyingly itchy rashes, want him to be inconvenienced when running errands, hope he forgets to refill up his gas tank and then realizes he has to fill it up but he has an appointment and he's like "oh man I really should have filled up my tank and I can't make my appointment on time now but since I rescheduled my other appointment directly after this one on the other side of town and I won't have time to fill up my tank in between them" so he has to fill it up before the first appointment so then he's late for the first appointment, and then even though he filled his gas tank up before the first appointment so that he wouldn't have to do it before the second appointment which was on the other side of town and scheduled only fifteen minutes after the first appointment so that he wouldn't be late for the second appointment, he runs into a lot of traffic and winds up being late for BOTH appointments, resulting in his dismay; also I hope at night that cashiers are rude to him, he locks himself out of his car and his house for no reason for the poetic justice of it; and other various things, he's right about whatever this post was about.
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:29 AM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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clear answer is -

"Yes, because you were a C student with no intellectual gifts and a tendency towards sadism."

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this is classic

i gotta remember this one if i ever want to laugh really [censored] hard while getting my teeth knocked out
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:31 AM
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As much as I hate NT! and pray every night for his demise, hope he has a homosexual son, wish he would get annoyingly itchy rashes, want him to be inconvenienced when running errands, hope he forgets to refill up his gas tank and then realizes he has to fill it up but he has an appointment and he's like "oh man I really should have filled up my tank and I can't make my appointment on time now but since I rescheduled my other appointment directly after this one on the other side of town and I won't have time to fill up my tank in between them" so he has to fill it up before the first appointment so then he's late for the first appointment, and then even though he filled his gas tank up before the first appointment so that he wouldn't have to do it before the second appointment which was on the other side of town and scheduled only fifteen minutes after the first appointment so that he wouldn't be late for the second appointment, he runs into a lot of traffic and winds up being late for BOTH appointments, resulting in his dismay; also I hope at night that cashiers are rude to him, he locks himself out of his car and his house for no reason for the poetic justice of it; and other various things, he's wrong for posting a serious reply in BBV4L.

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