***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[Kos13]

Kill them all. Seriously, hang every single one of these parasites because they do not deserve to live.

Hero (MP1): $217.45
MP2: $38.80

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP1)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7</font>, MP2 calls $7, 4 folds

Flop: ($17) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $32</font>, MP2 calls $31.80 and is All-In

Turn: ($80.60) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($80.60) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $80.60 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Eights) and LOST (-$38.80 NET)
MP2 showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and WON $77.60 (+$38.80 NET)

[too eazy]

is uc0nnsportz a winning player? guy blows my mind

[Das Budrick]

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Kill them all. Seriously, hang every single one of these parasites because they do not deserve to live.

Hero (MP1): $217.45
MP2: $38.80

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP1)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7</font>, MP2 calls $7, 4 folds

Flop: ($17) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $32</font>, MP2 calls $31.80 and is All-In

Turn: ($80.60) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($80.60) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $80.60 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Eights) and LOST (-$38.80 NET)
MP2 showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and WON $77.60 (+$38.80 NET)

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WE HAVE A GUTSHOT

BACKDOOR WORKS FINE THANKS

[Chargers In 07]

I play soooooooo bad. I took off my auto post blinds after this hand and unintentionally ratholed ONEMPTY (forget his 2p2 name).

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG+1 ($99)
MP1 ($17)
MP2 ($53.70)
MP3 ($94.90)
CO ($76.05)
Hero ($61.80)
SB ($81)
BB ($83.40)
UTG ($273.25)

Preflop: Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls $1, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, CO calls $1, Hero calls $1, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($5) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets $3</font>, CO calls $3, Hero calls $3, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $16</font>, BB folds, UTG+1 folds, CO calls $13, Hero calls $13.

[Baja15]

Guess he had a read?

OnGame's Room No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (9 handed) by Hand Converter CG

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

SB ($105.65)
BB ($33.00)
UTG ($105.90)
UTG+1 ($24.00)
MP1 ($102.15)
MP2 ($248.30)
MP3 ($173.50)
<font color="#C00000">CO ($108.00)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($114.80)</font>

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises to $4</font>, MP3 calls $4, CO calls $4, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $20</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, CO calls $16.

Flop: ($49.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
CO checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $28</font>, CO calls $28.

Turn: ($105.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">CO bets $60 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $60.

River: ($225.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $225.50
<font color="#009B00">Main Pot: $225.50, between CO and Hero.</font> &gt; <font color="#FFFFFF">Pot won by Hero ($225.50).</font>

Results below: [/b]
CO has 8h 8s (one pair, eights).
Hero has As Kh (one pair, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $225.50. </font>

[ship_it_trebek]

Another hand in the I guess he had a read dept.

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG+1: $81.40
MP1: $34.05
Hero (MP2): $118.35
CO: $165
BTN: $122.15
SB: $53.35
BB: $169.15
UTG: $97

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP2)
UTG folds, <font color="red">UTG+1 raises to $3</font>, MP1 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $10.50</font>, 4 folds, UTG+1 calls $7.50

Flop: ($22.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG+1 checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $18</font>, UTG+1 calls $18

Turn: ($58.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG+1 checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $54</font>, UTG+1 calls $52.90 and is All-In

River: ($164.30) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $164.30 Pot ($3 Rake)
UTG+1 showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Threes) and LOST (-$81.40 NET)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON $161.30 (+$79.90 NET)

[GrandMelon]

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is uc0nnsportz a winning player? guy blows my mind

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yea hes a nasty lag, have fun if hes on your left

[Berge20]

I suck at poker. Talk about playing the hand as bad as possible. Villian TAGish

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($25.90)
Button ($17.15)
SB ($24.75)
BB ($24.40)
UTG ($30.95)
UTG+1 ($11.65)
MP1 ($54.95)
MP2 ($28.10)
Hero ($23.95)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $1.25</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 calls $1.25, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $1.25, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>.

Flop: ($4.10) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $3</font>, MP1 calls $3, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $11</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $29.7</font>, MP1 folds, Hero curses for his totally poor play that has left him committed and clearly behind and calls $11.70 (All-In).

Turn: ($52.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($52.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $52.50

Results in white below:
UTG has As Ad (one pair, aces).
Hero has Qd Qs (one pair, queens).
Outcome: UTG wins $59.50.

[soah]

he was playing absolutely horribly from what I saw a week or two ago.

[coordi]

I found a super sick leak...

time to go back to the drawing board.