Never Again - Planet Hollywood on Tuesday nights

RydenStoompala · #1 10-14-2007, 10:22 AM

Well, since this has become a mini rant thread, I'll swing at the Karaoke singers. You all suck. And I don't mean that in a good way. It's like Satan was bored and decided to torture as much of humanity as possible without actually killing them. The Japanese at least have the right idea...get so drunk you cannot walk and then grab the microphone. Importantly, make sure everyone who hears you is in the same condition. Apparently, in certain areas of our local Asian community it is also advisable to bring guns to Karaoke, but that's not something that would work well in Vegas.

The fatso motorized walker people need to be told that those devices were not invented so that someone with 200 pounds of excess blubber could toss down an extra pizza a day and still get around the casino floor. You do not have a disablity, you gigantic tub of goo, you eat too much and don't WALK enough.

StevieG · #2 10-14-2007, 10:42 AM

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Also, karaoke boxes - these clubs let you rent a room with your own karaoke machine. There's a bell so you can order drinks and snacks, then wail away to your heart's content with no one but your friends hearing you.