Official September Thread: General Discussion, whining .. etc

[Ship Ship McGipp]

if i'da coached you would woulda run goood

[tagtastic]

10/20 has officially crushed my soul.

[Ship Ship McGipp]

[ QUOTE ]
10/20 has officially crushed my soul.

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[Ship Ship McGipp]

good thing i'm amazing at 3-6 and 5-10 hu

[ipokeder]

woot for -10bi days!

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POKERSTARS GAME #12269219546: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/09/25 - 19:51:29 (ET)
Table 'Cantabia' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: forcewithme9 ($561 in chips)
Seat 2: hook2120 ($534 in chips)
Seat 3: shushuu ($308.50 in chips)
Seat 4: ipokeder ($600 in chips)
Seat 5: Paulieballz ($174 in chips)
Seat 6: vilaha08 ($327.25 in chips)
Paulieballz: posts small blind $3
vilaha08: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Ts Ad]
forcewithme9: folds
hook2120: folds
hook2120 leaves the table
shushuu: folds
ipokeder: raises $18 to $24
Paulieballz: calls $21
Dixon01 joins the table at seat #2
vilaha08: calls $18
*** FLOP *** [5c 8h Th]
Paulieballz: checks
vilaha08: checks
ipokeder: bets $48
Paulieballz: folds
vilaha08: raises $102 to $150
ipokeder: raises $426 to $576 and is all-in
vilaha08: calls $153.25 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5c 8h Th] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [5c 8h Th 6d] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
vilaha08: shows [9h 7d] (a straight, Six to Ten)
ipokeder: mucks hand
vilaha08 collected $675.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $678.50 | Rake $3
Board [5c 8h Th 6d Qc]
Seat 1: forcewithme9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: hook2120 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: shushuu folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ipokeder (button) mucked [Ts Ad]
Seat 5: Paulieballz (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: vilaha08 (big blind) showed [9h 7d] and won ($675.50) with a straight, Six to Ten

POKERSTARS GAME #12270549384: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/09/25 - 21:05:39 (ET)
Table 'Volpecula' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: ipokeder ($640.25 in chips)
Seat 2: DearDeirdre ($540 in chips)
Seat 3: ALLIN9865 ($1221.50 in chips)
Seat 4: forcewithme9 ($1765.10 in chips)
Seat 5: russ0618 ($821.40 in chips)
Seat 6: DCal Zone ($591 in chips)
ipokeder: posts small blind $3
DearDeirdre: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Qd Qh]
ALLIN9865: folds
forcewithme9: folds
russ0618: raises $12 to $18
DCal Zone: folds
ipokeder: raises $48 to $66
DearDeirdre: folds
russ0618: calls $48
*** FLOP *** [2c 9s 9h]
ipokeder: bets $96
russ0618: calls $96
*** TURN *** [2c 9s 9h] [Td]
ipokeder: checks
russ0618: checks
*** RIVER *** [2c 9s 9h Td] [5d]
ipokeder: bets $210
russ0618: raises $290 to $500
ipokeder said, "jesus"
ipokeder: folds
russ0618 collected $747 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $750 | Rake $3
Board [2c 9s 9h Td 5d]
Seat 1: ipokeder (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 2: DearDeirdre (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: ALLIN9865 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: forcewithme9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: russ0618 collected ($747)
Seat 6: DCal Zone (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #12271751015: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/09/25 - 22:10:38 (ET)
Table 'Aquitania III' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ipokeder ($880.80 in chips)
Seat 2: ALLIN9865 ($3437 in chips)
Seat 3: RaSZi ($600 in chips)
Seat 4: vodca7 ($108 in chips)
Seat 5: greg1osu ($623.40 in chips)
Seat 6: scorpion008 ($387.50 in chips)
ALLIN9865: posts small blind $3
RaSZi: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [4d 4h]
vodca7: folds
vodca7 leaves the table
greg1osu: raises $18 to $24
scorpion008: calls $24
ipokeder: calls $24
ALLIN9865: folds
harswar joins the table at seat #4
RaSZi: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ac Js 7d]
greg1osu: checks
scorpion008: checks
ipokeder: checks
*** TURN *** [Ac Js 7d] [4s]
greg1osu: checks
scorpion008: bets $36
ipokeder: raises $102 to $138
greg1osu: folds
scorpion008: raises $102 to $240
ipokeder: raises $616.80 to $856.80 and is all-in
scorpion008: calls $123.50 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Ac Js 7d 4s] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
scorpion008: shows [7c 7h] (a full house, Sevens full of Aces)
ipokeder: mucks hand
scorpion008 collected $805 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $808 | Rake $3
Board [Ac Js 7d 4s Ad]
Seat 1: ipokeder (button) mucked [4d 4h]
Seat 2: ALLIN9865 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: RaSZi (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: vodca7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: greg1osu folded on the Turn
Seat 6: scorpion008 showed [7c 7h] and won ($805) with a full house, Sevens full of Aces

POKERSTARS GAME #12270403963: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/09/25 - 20:57:58 (ET)
Table 'Volpecula' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: ipokeder ($919 in chips)
Seat 3: ALLIN9865 ($600.75 in chips)
Seat 4: forcewithme9 ($1726.10 in chips)
Seat 5: russ0618 ($839.40 in chips)
Seat 6: DCJ311 ($144.90 in chips)
forcewithme9: posts small blind $3
russ0618: posts big blind $6
DearDeirdre: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Ks Kh]
DCJ311: folds
DCJ311 leaves the table
ipokeder: raises $18 to $24
ALLIN9865: raises $56 to $80
forcewithme9: folds
russ0618: folds
DCal Zone joins the table at seat #6
ipokeder: calls $56
*** FLOP *** [6d 8h 5s]
ipokeder: checks
ALLIN9865: bets $90
ipokeder: raises $749 to $839 and is all-in
ALLIN9865: calls $430.75 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6d 8h 5s] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [6d 8h 5s 3s] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Ks Kh] (a pair of Kings)
ALLIN9865: shows [6s 7d] (a straight, Five to Nine)
ALLIN9865 collected $1208.50 from pot
ipokeder said, "oh boy this is going well"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1210.50 | Rake $2
Board [6d 8h 5s 3s 9h]
Seat 1: ipokeder showed [Ks Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: ALLIN9865 (button) showed [6s 7d] and won ($1208.50) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 4: forcewithme9 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: russ0618 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: DCJ311 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #12270655855: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/09/25 - 21:11:12 (ET)
Table 'Etamin IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 3: ipokeder ($603 in chips)
Seat 4: Villeroi ($591 in chips)
Seat 5: Beatiful Man ($1547.35 in chips)
Seat 6: DCal Zone ($640 in chips)
ipokeder: posts small blind $3
Villeroi: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Kd Ad]
Beatiful Man: folds
DCal Zone: raises $18 to $24
ipokeder: raises $54 to $78
Villeroi: folds
DCal Zone: raises $562 to $640 and is all-in
ipokeder: calls $525 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Th 3d Qc]
*** TURN *** [Th 3d Qc] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Th 3d Qc 5h] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Kd Ad] (high card Ace)
DCal Zone: shows [9h 9d] (a pair of Nines)
DCal Zone collected $1210 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1212 | Rake $2
Board [Th 3d Qc 5h 8c]
Seat 3: ipokeder (small blind) showed [Kd Ad] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: Villeroi (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Beatiful Man folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: DCal Zone (button) showed [9h 9d] and won ($1210) with a pair of Nines

POKERSTARS GAME #12268875509: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/09/25 - 19:32:10 (ET)
Table 'Pallas IV' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: tplayer123 ($120 in chips)
Seat 3: quantum73 ($157.80 in chips)
Seat 4: bigfens ($256.80 in chips)
Seat 5: D_ReKK13 ($719.05 in chips)
Seat 6: ipokeder ($622 in chips)
Seat 9: MrCandyKing ($676.30 in chips)
D_ReKK13: posts small blind $3
ipokeder: posts big blind $6
GenetikFreak: sits out
tplayer123: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Ac Qh]
MrCandyKing: calls $6
tplayer123: checks
quantum73: folds
bigfens: calls $6
D_ReKK13: calls $3
ipokeder: raises $42 to $48
MrCandyKing: calls $42
tplayer123: folds
ddriller joins the table at seat #7
bigfens: folds
D_ReKK13: folds
*** FLOP *** [3h Jd Qd]
ipokeder: bets $72
MrCandyKing: calls $72
*** TURN *** [3h Jd Qd] [4s]
ipokeder: bets $180
MrCandyKing: raises $180 to $360
ipokeder: raises $142 to $502 and is all-in
MrCandyKing: calls $142
*** RIVER *** [3h Jd Qd 4s] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Ac Qh] (a pair of Queens)
MrCandyKing: shows [3d 3s] (three of a kind, Threes)
MrCandyKing collected $1259 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1262 | Rake $3
Board [3h Jd Qd 4s 2h]
Seat 2: tplayer123 folded before Flop
Seat 3: quantum73 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bigfens (button) folded before Flop
Seat 5: D_ReKK13 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: ipokeder (big blind) showed [Ac Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 9: MrCandyKing showed [3d 3s] and won ($1259) with three of a kind, Threes

POKERSTARS GAME #12271361325: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/09/25 - 21:48:57 (ET)
Table 'Volpecula' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: ipokeder ($636.30 in chips)
Seat 2: DearDeirdre ($872.65 in chips)
Seat 3: ALLIN9865 ($1832.20 in chips)
Seat 4: IMSAKIDD ($120 in chips)
Seat 5: russ0618 ($895.55 in chips)
Seat 6: DCal Zone ($600 in chips)
russ0618: posts small blind $3
DCal Zone: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Kh Ks]
ipokeder: raises $18 to $24
DearDeirdre: folds
ALLIN9865: raises $56 to $80
IMSAKIDD: folds
russ0618: folds
DCal Zone: folds
ipokeder: raises $556.30 to $636.30 and is all-in
ALLIN9865: calls $556.30
*** FLOP *** [4s 2c 2h]
*** TURN *** [4s 2c 2h] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [4s 2c 2h Ac] [3c]
ipokeder said, "YES"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Kh Ks] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
ALLIN9865: shows [Kc As] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
ipokeder said, "ALRIIIIGHT"
ALLIN9865 collected $1278.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1281.60 | Rake $3
Board [4s 2c 2h Ac 3c]
Seat 1: ipokeder showed [Kh Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Deuces
Seat 2: DearDeirdre folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ALLIN9865 showed [Kc As] and won ($1278.60) with two pair, Aces and Deuces
Seat 4: IMSAKIDD (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: russ0618 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: DCal Zone (big blind) folded before Flop

POKERSTARS GAME #12271744674: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/09/25 - 22:10:17 (ET)
Table 'Volpecula' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: ipokeder ($645 in chips)
Seat 3: ALLIN9865 ($2382.75 in chips)
Seat 4: RaSZi ($591 in chips)
Seat 5: FruitDrops ($116.60 in chips)
Seat 6: DCal Zone ($858 in chips)
RaSZi: posts small blind $3
FruitDrops: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Qd Ah]
DCal Zone: folds
ipokeder: raises $18 to $24
ALLIN9865: raises $56 to $80
RaSZi: folds
FruitDrops: folds
ipokeder: raises $565 to $645 and is all-in
ALLIN9865: calls $565
*** FLOP *** [9h 2s 7s]
*** TURN *** [9h 2s 7s] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [9h 2s 7s Js] [5h]
ipokeder said, "oh boy this is so much fun"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Qd Ah] (high card Ace)
ALLIN9865: shows [Qs Qc] (a pair of Queens)
ALLIN9865 collected $1297 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1299 | Rake $2
Board [9h 2s 7s Js 5h]
Seat 1: ipokeder showed [Qd Ah] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 3: ALLIN9865 (button) showed [Qs Qc] and won ($1297) with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: RaSZi (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: FruitDrops (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: DCal Zone folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #12270054856: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/09/25 - 20:38:53 (ET)
Table 'Aquitania III' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: ipokeder ($1395.30 in chips)
Seat 2: ALLIN9865 ($747 in chips)
Seat 3: lender11 ($614.10 in chips)
Seat 4: garompon ($901 in chips)
Seat 5: carguy999 ($508.15 in chips)
ipokeder: posts small blind $3
ALLIN9865: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Kd Qs]
lender11: folds
garompon: folds
carguy999: folds
ipokeder: raises $18 to $24
Loosehal has returned
ALLIN9865: calls $18
*** FLOP *** [Qh 8c Qc]
ipokeder: bets $36
ALLIN9865: calls $36
*** TURN *** [Qh 8c Qc] [2s]
ipokeder: bets $90
ALLIN9865: calls $90
*** RIVER *** [Qh 8c Qc 2s] [6c]
ipokeder: bets $204
ALLIN9865: raises $393 to $597 and is all-in
ipokeder: calls $393
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ALLIN9865: shows [8d 8h] (a full house, Eights full of Queens)
ipokeder: mucks hand
ALLIN9865 collected $1492 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1494 | Rake $2
Board [Qh 8c Qc 2s 6c]
Seat 1: ipokeder (small blind) mucked [Kd Qs]
Seat 2: ALLIN9865 (big blind) showed [8d 8h] and won ($1492) with a full house, Eights full of Queens
Seat 3: lender11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: garompon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: carguy999 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #12271223558: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/09/25 - 21:41:30 (ET)
Table 'Volpecula' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ipokeder ($682.40 in chips)
Seat 2: DearDeirdre ($884.65 in chips)
Seat 3: ALLIN9865 ($1124.90 in chips)
Seat 4: IMSAKIDD ($102 in chips)
Seat 5: russ0618 ($946.55 in chips)
Seat 6: DCal Zone ($612 in chips)
DearDeirdre: posts small blind $3
ALLIN9865: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Kc Ks]
IMSAKIDD: folds
russ0618: folds
DCal Zone: raises $18 to $24
ipokeder: raises $48 to $72
DearDeirdre: folds
ALLIN9865: calls $66
DCal Zone: folds
*** FLOP *** [5c Kh Js]
ALLIN9865: checks
ipokeder: bets $90
ALLIN9865: calls $90
*** TURN *** [5c Kh Js] [Th]
ALLIN9865: checks
ipokeder: bets $114
ALLIN9865: raises $848.90 to $962.90 and is all-in
ipokeder: calls $406.40 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [5c Kh Js Th] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ALLIN9865: shows [Jd Qd] (a straight, Nine to King)
ipokeder: mucks hand
ipokeder said, "sd;lkhejpaoithj"
ipokeder said, "[ew4khjo["
ipokeder said, "46hjn4"
ipokeder said, "p]tkbjn"
ipokeder said, "piry5njb]p"
ipokeder said, "tkejbp"
ipokeder said, "oetjnh[p"
ipokeder said, "46ktjhb"
ipokeder said, "pnietnb"
ALLIN9865 collected $1388.80 from pot
ipokeder said, "[ptkmjedoijg"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1391.80 | Rake $3
Board [5c Kh Js Th 9s]
Seat 1: ipokeder (button) mucked [Kc Ks]
Seat 2: DearDeirdre (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: ALLIN9865 (big blind) showed [Jd Qd] and won ($1388.80) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 4: IMSAKIDD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: russ0618 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: DCal Zone folded before Flop

[Ship Ship McGipp]

ipkoper stop bringing so much negativity to the monthly thread.

i am awesome at poker, i am positive about that, let's focus more in that direction.

[anduril]

ipokeder,

after watching your HH's and video, how have you not gone busto?

[creative]

brutal day ipoke

<3

[ipokeder]

well, to answer your question, they turn off the doomswitch sometimes

[Ship Ship McGipp]

you guys can't miss this, i love you guys too much to miss this

hook2120: f,uck off
aejones: just play at a different heads up table, i own this one now
hook2120: wat u just say?
hook2120: r u going to pca?
aejones: yes
hook2120: ok now uere gettin smackled
aejones: lolz
hook2120: talk ****
hook2120: ok
aejones: how are you going to afford pca?
hook2120: im not jokin
aejones: fpps?
hook2120: afford?
aejones: yea
aejones: i figured you lose too much online to be able to pay for it
hook2120: done talkin ure ggettin smacked
aejones: awesome
hook2120: ok
hook2120: smacked
hook2120: in front of every1
aejones: so you're going to smack me like a girl
aejones: sounds exciting
hook2120: yup
hook2120: wen u smack some1 its very degrading
hook2120: means ure a big ***** who will talk smack over intenet
aejones: ... ok
hook2120: n i lose online funny my pokertracker says diff
aejones: what if i hit you in the face when you smackle me?
aejones: you have pokertracker?!?!

edit: more:

hook2120: u cant hit me in the face
hook2120: im a beast
aejones: i figured you were ugly, but no need to go that far bro
hook2120: ugly
hook2120: i pull dimes ask redargoe
aejones: LOLZ you're boys with redargoe, holy crap it's all coming full circle now
hook2120: yeaa y
aejones: nothing just making a mental note
hook2120: hes one of the best cash players on this site
aejones: i dont' know if i'll be able to take this smile off my face
aejones: for three days
hook2120: y wat u mean?
aejones: life is too funny for me to breath sometimes