Beat: LAX Is A Dump

[eljizzle]

I know it's old but seriously...who is dropping the ball when it comes to the cleanliness of that place? I was just there today and every terminal I was in smelled like a dumpster. I couldn't even drop a duece cuz of the THREE bathrooms I checked, every single stall had so much piss on the floor I didn't wanna drop trou in any of them. I seriously felt like I was in a 3rd world country...WTF!?

[keikiwai]

just delete the "X" in the subject line

[kniper]

i never feel its that bad

[im a model]

in las vegas, where i is, theres this club called LAX. i dont know where it is or what it does but maybe its like an airport-themed club. possibly. that wouldnt be so good of a theme for a club though, imo.

[Limesparks]

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just delete the "X" in the subject line

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or add "ATIVE" har har har

[kyleb]

LAX is such a piece of [censored] it's so bad, never fly there just fly into john wayne airport

[eljizzle]

It was just weird cuz I had just flown in from Seoul from the APPT event and that airport has got to be one of the nicest/cleanest/most efficient in the world. And then I get here and am going through customs and can barely hold down my lunch cuz it smells like piss so bad. Oh and there was half a dozen of these high quality professional manufactured signs posted that said "The US Transportation and Safety Administration has determinded that the terminal of.....wherever, does not comply with safe aviation standards." I meant to take a picture on my cam phone but didn't wanna piss off the dude checking ID/boarding passes. Its a little scary that the department in charge of keeping me safe as I hurtle through the air 30,000 feet above the ground at 600 miles per hour can't spell "determined."

[4drugmoney]

Last time I was in LAX I saw Dennis Rodman with a female who appeared to be a hooker or stripper or pornstar. He was pretty cool though and took a picture with me.

But yeah LAX is def trash, I usually try to go through SEATAC on the westcoast

[hobbes9324]

So true. I live in Reno, so if I have to fly almost anywhere I gotta connect. LAX is the bottom of the [censored] barrel. And I've been in a few 3rd world airports. Most of them are nicer than LAX - and on the whole, more people speak English.....

MM MD

[apefish]

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I couldn't even drop a duece cuz of the THREE bathrooms I checked, every single stall had so much piss on the floor I didn't wanna drop trou in any of them.

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Quit making up excuses and just learn the proper hand and foot signals.