so i showed my uncle online poker

[rudd4y]

so my uncle was visiting hes 70 and saw me playing online. after telling me a beat story from when he used to play in the army losing his AA to KK on the river. he asked if he could play so i let him have ago at the smallest stakes on WILLHILL £1 this network is rly soft. i took him through his game and 'he' came second after loosing a 60- 40 this was 2 weeks ago.

so he asked me to set it up on his comp at hope. he poped over today and i asked him how he was doing and i got the standard " am slightly ahead " so i checked.... LOL fish

[Crazy Porto]

and what did you expected?

[Bigka79]

look at the bright side. hes runnin hot

[rudd4y]

lol nothing different hes not as sharp as he used to be. and lives alone so is enjoying his retirement as a degen. i loves the "slightly ahead remark" how classic he was telling me how he likes to 3be in the thick of it" what he means is open limping 45o+

[PJo336]

ur title is incorrect DUCY?

[Lurker.]

my roi is better -50% ftw

[blankoblanco]

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So i taught my uncle to click magical buttons that make money go away

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[lowpockets]

If your uncle is 70 and played poker when he was in he service probably 50 years ago, I doubt he was playing Texas Hold-Em. This was probably you and you probably suck (too).

[rudd4y]

lol i had a big debate with him he says tht statistics are aload of crap and basically its all to do with luck and knowing when cards are coming lol. he calls with K5o and says its about time a K came out there hasn't been one for a while. i gave up arguing after about 20mins

[RuffRhyder]

You should have mentioned that online poker is rigged. That's why the K doesn't show up when it's supposed to.